Ricki

[hani @crucifynisis]

do i weird you out or have i weirded you in

[Kraze @wannabekraze]

If yall dont show that other dog getting a treat i might burn this whole shit down

[meatwad @burner9977]

Tony Soprano pronouncing xbox 360 like “Xbox tree shixty”

[julia @juumelo_]

can you die from a lack of being called princess

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

A man just called me evil, I needed that. Thought I was losing my spark for a minute.

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Million dollar idea: Jazz bar named Horn Pub

[KAYA NOVA @thekayanova]

I deserve a very flirty, fun summer. Enough with being locked in, I need whimsy and ridiculous joy.

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

i had an #amazin fuckin weekend. im so gr8tful 2 b sxy, young, + havin fun

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Therapist; “There is a tiger in you”

The tiger in me:

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Date idea: I drink three espresso martinis and then you try to catch me

[Mitchell Byars @mitchellbyars]

Happy sixth birthday to the greatest tweet ever tweeted

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Soup Fucks.

[zac 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ModernWrighty]

average Club Penguin lobby in 2012

[parker fleming @statsowar]

college football is at its best when everyone commits to the bit

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

this and a small town where somethin ain’t right

[jules 🏳️‍⚧️ @transjgballard]

because it's fucking awesome