Interesting how Amazon reviewers who accuse me of writing 'drivel' never identify themselves or appear at signings. Now, come on, I won't, er, splatter you all over the shop, or... anything like that...
Just heard on the radio that some people can download a 2-hour movie in 3 seconds. Our BT broadband would take about 3 years. Just now I gave up trying to log into the online bank after 8 mins. Now I'll never know when we can raise the £19,000 BT are demanding to is speed us up.
Interesting to see that the Anglo-Catholic vicar of Hay, Fr. Richard Williams, is to send a statue of the Virgin Mary canoeing down the Wye to fight the pollution.
@Michellebarter Not very far away. I had this elf-stroke after refusing to see a doc and lost three years. Fever's not bad but the next is shaping up to be one of the very best...
@fgcottam This morning, had an obvious idea which probably sorts the next novel following days of mental emptiness... and came directly after Listerine and a terrible night! Can't explain it.