Rick Hretz

I am who I am, everything I wanna be

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

STREET ADDRESSES & THEIR MEANING
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1. Court: Dead end street.
2. Crescent: Curved road with both ends connecting to the same street.
3. ​Boulevard: Wide street with greenery in the center and along the sides.
4. ​Avenue: Straight street that runs north-south or east-west.
5. ​Drive: A road that follows a natural feature (park, ocean, hills, or lake).
6. ​Alley: Narrow street between, behind, or within buildings.
7. Place: A short street.

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

Dear Washington Post. Once a guilty verdict has been rendered, it’s no longer an allegation. It’s a fact. The jury did not find that the disgraceful president allegedly sexually assaulted & then defamed Jean Carroll. The jury found that he did sexually assault & defame her. Duh

[Colonel Keezner @Colonel_Keez]

Can you imagine having a really hot wife and a 3 yr old baby together and you all go out to dinner together on sunday night and afterwards you get ice cream, tuck your baby into bed and realize how good your life is?

Yeah me neither. Chicken tenders

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If you think someone cut 350 feet of a thick sealant that’s underwater in the middle of the night under video surveillance with a box cutter, you’re fucking stupid.

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

It should have been all over when he said, “find 11,780 votes.”

[mac @MacDoesIt]

This is huge news btw

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The ‘JACKASS’ crew has been immortalized in the sky as each cast member has been gifted their own star forming a giant penis constellation.

The final Jackass movie ‘Jackass: Best & Last’ releases in theaters this Friday.

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Open fart surgery

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I have raging ADHD and I’m terrible at cleaning my house so I intermittently hire a lady to come and do it for me. But I have raging ADHD and no concept of time so I never actually remember to schedule her. But this lady will just text me like “I am coming to clean on (day)” and honestly thank God for her

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[Rick Hretz @rickrack6]

@Symply_rhoda1 “I can’t be Lord of anything.”

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Normalize being more fit at 30+ than you
were at 20.

[Rick Hretz @rickrack6]

@SuperZeldaGirl Oh man what a great question… Forest Temple I think.

[Deniis🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target

[doxie @doxie_gay]

we used to have a society

[Rick Hretz @rickrack6]

@NBA2KMovement I’m down. I just started playing for the first time ever two weeks ago and want to get real good. I’ll stream the journey too, if you want 😉

[Rick Hretz @rickrack6]

@PhillyD How do you decide who to give it to cuz I’m begging?

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

Heard two little kids say "we'll remember this for the rest of our LIVES" in brooklyn last night