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Patrick James
@Rickredful
Whiskey dicking my way to the middle
Denver, Colorado
Joined April 2012
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My ex-girlfriend said she wanted a fairytale ending, so I locked her in a house with three bears
@realDonaldTrump Are these the same guys you called "losers" and "suckers"?
@realDonaldTrump Denial isn't just a river in Egypt bud
@realDonaldTrump Instead of this nonsense, what you should have said was "Congratulations to the President and Vice President elect" you moldy pumpkin
When I moved to the states I gained 50lbs in 2 months. It wasn't so much culture shock but insulin shock
4am at Walmart #RelationshipGoalsIn3Words
Seger Night Moves #RelationshipGoalsIn3Words
A waffle iron #RelationshipGoalsIn3Words
No lizard people #RelationshipGoalsIn3Words
There and back again, I forgot my phone #MyMemoirWouldBeCalled
Horses are just cows with prettier hair
At The Who concert listening to 71yr old R. Daltrey & 70 yr old P. Townsend sing their lyric "I hope I die before I get old."
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