Rick

lobotomy pending - single out now

[Rick @rickstremelo]

if some tik tok i posted went viral without me even noticing, can y'all make my band go viral so i can drop out 🥺

[jay @midnightdeluca]

yo en 2030 defendiendo Baja California de los israelís que nos quieren invadir

[e :): @godwithalittleg]

the méxico jersey stays ON during sex

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

i’ll have $22 after i pay rent that means $20 for weed and $2 for baja blast this budgeting shit easy

[Daily Bugle Janitorial @abysmaldogwater]

unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af

[Nimori @AdunaicMolester]

Just had an extra slice of bread with my eggs for breakfast. Starter house got pushed back another 40 years.

[Ace Niederhoff LeFleur @aceniederhoff]

People in Huntington Beach still look like this

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

Boomers: I bought my first house at 24.

Millennials: I’m saving for a house.

Gen Z: I bought food today.

[ravn @mfnravn]

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

ever since i was a little kid i knew that i wanted to be late for work

[John (main) @johnonmain]

I wonder if she likes younger dudes who have no money

[gus t.t. showbiz @xxxrayspex]

every time ive ever picked up a prescription the people in front of me take 10 minutes each and i take like 1 or 2 why is that

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Life of Gen Z

- School is a scam
- College degree is useless
- COVID took away your prime memories
- AI replace your jobs
- It takes 30 years and your soul to buy a house
- WW3 starts and you might have to go fight your fortnite friends
- And boomers still say you’re lazy

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[flash ⚡️ @beershotcombo]

how it feels listening to a podcast and laughing in public

[eliz @eliza___v]

8AM before 7AM on
your work your day off

[sacrificial_stray @xoxobfore]

Is it brain fog or am I just slow