Ric

Where’s my golden ticket?

[Reggie Chatman Jr. @ReggieChatman]

The butterfly effect is crazy bc a couple people decided a woman was too pregnant to fly and now US Soccer is going to win the World Cup

[Riggs @RiggsBarstool]

Just an incredible NOT OFFSIDE POSITION delivery from the ref what a showman, great flair for the dramatic 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[Carrie Courogen @carriecourogen]

I think it’s beautiful how many tourists choose Central Park as ostensibly the first time to ever ride a bike in their lives

[Huge Ma @turbovax]

What is Zohran's plan to stop Lincoln Square AMC from confiscating my chicken fajita panini at the 11AM showing of Project Hail Mary?

[parks @parkersity_9]

Yeah Instagram is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

two sausage mcmuffins with egg. Or is it two sausages mcmuffin like ‘attorneys general?

please just pull forward sir

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

i just found out the older British woman who’s been looking after my children is actually my EX-HUSBAND IN A COSTUME ?????

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Has Mamdani condemned restaurants with QR code menus

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

by age 30 you should have at least six novelty or souvenir cups that you refuse to get rid of and don’t match anything else in your home

[Ric @rickyybeans]

@Conblob Mr. Brightside

[charlie @chunkbardey]

causing innumerable problems in the CVS by wanting to purchase the items they have there

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before

[Ric @rickyybeans]

@anothercohen $1,500 / kid ? Swing again.

[manic pixie cheese curd, MPH @tildawhirl]

“thank you for choosing Amtrak” no problem there are no other trains

[joseph @highslip]

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Passed a business guy in downtown Chicago who yelled "I don't care what they want, I need to be home on Halloween!" into his phone. There are 90s family-comedy films all around us for those with eyes to see.

[Ric @rickyybeans]

@eshpvt @sargentned Underrated tweet

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

Howie Rose’s call of Pete Alonso’s go-ahead homer in the 9th is EPIC 🗣️

[diana @diana_deluca]

what is kamala’s plan to get the braves eliminated

[Charlie @CharlieFreyre]

It’s late October in New York. The Yankees and Mets are playing a Subway Series. The Knicks win their opener against Boston, marking them as title contenders. The entire Mayor’s office is being indicted by the Justice Department. Old school New York is back. City buzzing. Chills.