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If I’m not working, I’m working

[rico @rics_richards]

My house is a safe zone. Kettle can be on in minutes or beer opened in seconds. Text me, ring me, anything. I will be there. I can be a shoulder to cry on, or an ear to listen as there is nothing worse than being alone or afraid to talk.

#ItsOkNotToBeOk

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@DJEMEDIA_ Do these virgins still live amongst us??

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People still laughing at @MarcusRashford skying it when he bagged that beauty

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@KissFMUK get ready to play with the sausages lads

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@SwindonCouncil your traffic lights on junction 16 roundabout during peak time do not operationally work. They are all out of sync and yeh traffic is ridiculous!!! Another waste of money project that someone is w**nking off to thinking they’ve done a great job.

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How will my bird know I don’t give a f*ck that she’s just had a go at me

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@BeardedGenius Yep. Well done Birmingham, that showed him 💪🏻💪🏻

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@BBCBreaking should be renamed Chris PincHIM

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Don’t ask Meow he got away with that 😡

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Footballer Kurt Zouma ordered to carry out 180 hours of community service after he kicked and slapped his pet cat https://t.co/zyf7Xgg51v

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@RosieisaHolt Did you receive £220,000 in expenses last year?

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@CostaCoffee £16.40 for 4 cups of ice and a 40 minute wait to get them. 👍🏻👍🏻

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Two weeks ago @ChelseaFC thought they could afford Declan Rice.

Today, they can’t afford Uncle Bens microwave rice.

🙃

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But REPEATED child sex offenders get away with a pat on the back & a free taxi back to their computers each time?

Not saying this guy shouldn’t of been jailed by the way!

[British Transport Police @BTP]

On Saturday, we received a report of man continuously staring at a woman on a train in #Berkshire and blocking her exit.

He was identified from CCTV and detected and arrested by @ThamesVP four days later.

Yesterday, he was jailed for 22 weeks 👇

https://t.co/jiryTQWDy1

[rico @rics_richards]

There’s been 5, 6, 7, 8 cases in a Chain Reaction. Tragedy. That would be the Last Thing On My Mind. Absolute Heartbreak in This City. This COVID Better Best Forgotten.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Omicron cases linked to Steps concert in Glasgow https://t.co/FmJHJFIqMy

[rico @rics_richards]

@TalkTalkBizCare you have left my business with no wifi for 2 weeks. No phone line to take orders, no card machines to take payment. I am loosing thousands off pounds and you keep palming me off with “it’s not our department”. I have spoken to sales, tech and customer service

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Who are all these lower class peasants on Twitter tonight. One does imagine Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp is down

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Do you think the flies you see on holiday, are flies on holiday from another country?
And do you think the German flies put towels on all the wall space before any other fly is awake?

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We did this last night. I was in the waiting room 2 hours, 59 minutes and 46 seconds

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My biggest regret in life is not getting enough photos of my grand parents ❤️❤️

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No way have I believed all these years that ‘Caretaker Manager’ is NOT the groundsman covering the managers job until a new manager is appointed. I always thought how does someone who cuts grass know how to manage a team. Baffled.

[Susanna Reid @susannareid100]

My heart is absolutely broken for his family. He lost his life trying to save hers. I’m so sorry Jimi.