Vallarie

service above self

[Vallarie @rieduran]

@MsAlyMarie They hurt me like this all the time

[Vallarie @rieduran]

My kid just said a movie made in 2008 is “old old” 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Customer: I’d like to buy a bagel with cream cheese.

Me: Sorry, we only take cash.

Manager: Can I talk to you?

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Socrates: To do is to be

Plato: To be is to do

Scooby: Do be do

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

it’s disgusting how much i replay a song when i love it

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

i only talk to two people everyday and one of them is me

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Accurate

[MOON LOVER @M1ONLOVER]

first full moon of 2023

[Friends Addiction @friendsadiciton]

Me leaving 2022 like:

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

bro idc if im 25 if i fall asleep in your car it’s your responsibility to carry me to bed and give me a kiss goodnight

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

“ur up early”
bold of you to assume i’ve slept

[MOON LOVER @M1ONLOVER]

Full moons of 2022

[✰ tyler ✰ @phaithfuI]

some of u girls didn’t have guy friends that repeatedly roasted u since day one & it shows

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

I recently came across data on who we spend our time with over the course of our lives.

The insights are simultaneously inspiring and depressing.

Here are 6 graphs everyone needs to see:

[Vallarie @rieduran]

I want someone to grocery shop w

[dizzy @rundizzy]

hey i quit ur job for u do u wanna hang out

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

It’s a trauma response to hyper focus on what people say or think. At one time, this is how you stayed safe in an unpredictable environment. You learned to notice every shift in mood or behavior because you faced the consequences of those shifts.

[luv @ilysubby]

idc if we kissed 29 times in the last 20 seconds i said i want ANOTHER ONE

[❦ @ttr1ana]

the urge to just “👍🏼👍🏼” everything now cause you’re starting to not gaf anymore