Rieley Smith

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[Rieley Smith @rieleysm]

If anyone is uncertain about where a girl is on the hot/crazy matrix step 1. Check her Instagram (hot level) step 2. Check her Twitter (crazy level) #lifehack #resultsmayvary

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@DarkFiberOptics @pablomr_aqp @MasterNotesX @grok Same. Never had more goosebumps

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@tedcruz You Threw a lot of shade at Elon on your latest podcast. How about some credit to him now that the bill passed the house? @tedcruz @elonmusk

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Everybody is worried about when the mask mandates are gonna end but when are they gonna turn on the drinking fountains? I’ve been dehydrated for a year and a half!!

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@mikylaaaa Don’t have any caffeine and get a good workout in.

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@RealCandaceO Republicans are lazy AF after death.

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Just saw a commercial by progressive that was actually funny. 2020 just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

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@JackLinFLL

[Rieley Smith @rieleysm]

Sitting here with my iPhone 7plus and gen 1 AirPods remembering 2016 when I was the shit

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Just took pre-workout to get motivated to clean my room. #whateverittakes

[Rieley Smith @rieleysm]

Might as well call Disney + Even Stevens + because that’s all I watch

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@eastsider206 @Mariners I totally screwed us with that tweet

[Rieley Smith @rieleysm]

You’ve broken my heart numerous times. You’ve lead me and many other guys on and I’m sick and tired of it! But I’m willing to give you another chance. Please don’t hurt me again. You’re off to a great start. @Mariners

[Rieley Smith @rieleysm]

Never give up.

[Rieley Smith @rieleysm]

I miss the days when notifications only happened when it was something to do with me and was worth being notified about.

[Rieley Smith @rieleysm]

@pdub5813 @3YearLetterman Agreed. Coach what would you say to this woman at halftime if she was on your team? @3YearLetterman

[Rieley Smith @rieleysm]

@_tayhutch Except for a man whose girl left for summer sales

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@mikylaaaa So true, so sad.

[Rieley Smith @rieleysm]

Cooking fish is the fastest way to tell your roommates you don’t care about them or how the apartment smells. #fishisgross #commoncourtesy #why

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@sagestewart5 I’m just glad he waited 6 months before he started dating again.

[Rieley Smith @rieleysm]

If IN-N-OUT can have a wildly successful burger joint without bacon, then you can do pretty much anything. #noexcuses #motivation