Ashley J

Texan, woman, mom, exhausted & dizzy & a little bit batshit. No longer wanna be a princess when I grow up.

[Ashley J @rien713]

Nothing will ever beat this one. Nothing. Ever.

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

My favourite firework video on the internet is this one, where 45 minutes worth of fireworks are accidentally detonated all at once on July 4th 2012 in San Diego. I had tears in my eyes, sobbing the first time I saw this. The sound is magnificent. It's the end of days.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Nope! I always say there is no such thing as self-made. It’s a myth.

It took millions of people - from my parents to mentors to friends to competitors to fans and voters - to write my success story. I did not write it alone.

That’s the American Dream - not a lie about going it alone - but the truth that none of us do, and there is always someone with their hand out to lift us up.

[Ashley J @rien713]

@KristaDiamond It's so simple, beautifully structured, and breaks my heart every friggin time.

[Ashley J @rien713]

Genuinely don't understand the backlash against Mamdani asking NYC to conserve energy during a heatwave. We literally get texts about once a week **IN TEXAS** asking us to do the same thing. The govt isn't storming houses to adjust thermostats. It's a plea, not an order. Weirdos.

[Ashley J @rien713]

@thebaberista @PopCrave There was literally SO MUCH backlash for the Bezos wedding last year.

[Ashley J @rien713]

@neon_heartbeat

[Ashley J @rien713]

@TheStingisBack @winedude3 THIS WAS NO BOATING ACCIDENT

[Ashley J @rien713]

I'm gonna miss Cape Verde 🥺

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

A friendly message to MAGA folks on this 4th of July weekend: you are the most traitorous, unpatriotic, anti-American, insurrectionist pieces of shit walking the earth right now. Fuck you.

[Ashley J @rien713]

HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA

[Micky Jnr @MickyJnr__]

🔴 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆:

The American police officer who allegedly attempted to assault Egypt head coach Hossam Hassan at the team’s hotel in Dallas has been removed from the premises following the intervention of the Egyptian Consulate.

The incident occurred ahead of Egypt’s FIFA World Cup Round of 32 clash against Australia.

#WorldCupwithMicky
#FIFAWorldCup
#Egypt

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Me every time someone I don’t even know beats cancer.

[‏أنا كبهير أنبهرت @alyelbassel]

ابراهيم حسن :

مقدرش اشوف طفل عاوز يتصور معايا وامنعه انا بتصور معاه عادي لقيت ظابط الامن الامر ىكي جاي مسك التليفون بتاع الطفل ووقعه علي الارض وتقريبا اتكسىر وده تصرف غير مقبول تماما

وانا هعوض الطفل ده بتليفون جد يد وبطلب من والده التواصل مع اداري المنتخب لحضور مباراه استراليا بكرة احنا جايين هنا علشان نفرحكم انتوا فوق راسنا.

برافو ابراهيم حسن انت انسان جميل بجد وربنا هيوفقنا بسبب المواقف دي👏👏♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[Ashley J @rien713]

So fkin embarrassing.

[Onze Masr 🇪🇬 @onzemasr]

En pleine séance photo avec un jeune supporter, le staff égyptien est violemment agressé par la police américaine à Dallas. 🤮

[Ashley J @rien713]

@BuzzingPop I thought he was dating some teenager/suuuuper early-20-something?

[dolo @doloyeung]

I was tired of getting called nino pequeno at work so I ditched my Transformers lunchbox and replaced it with a Citizen Kane lunchbox. Now they all call me Rosebud. To find a group of mexican laborers with such film literacy was almost as surprising as it was hurtful

[Rose @rose_jlab]

as a trans women you want friends that either have a fully developed transfeminist consciousness or people who heard the phrase "trans women are women" ten years ago and went "ok" and had no further thoughts on the matter

[Ashley J @rien713]

@theiaincameron

[Ashley J @rien713]

@JohnPollock @theiaincameron He already did 😄

[Ashley J @rien713]

@Krinios @HEB Walmart once threw one of these bad boys in my delivery 😄 still trying to find a good place to mount it in my house

[Ashley J @rien713]

@AlwaysCallItOut @CrazyDaysPoster Holy shit, dude. I've been wayyyy out of the loop but he's been giving me the ick for the past few years (the whole music pursuit was/is cringe) so I had NO idea he'd gone fully fkin anti-everything-redeeming. Super disappointing.