Rie🦋

Make all the boy moose go WHAAAAA

[Rie🦋 @riepurvis]

Last night my brother drew a penis on my windscreen in the ice. He used a thatchers can. It’s carved a penis into my actual windscreen. Happy new year.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Having fun together.. 😊 https://t.co/prRJ5qnEc6

[Glastonbury Festival @glastonbury]

We’ll see you in the morning… #Glastonbury2022

[Rie🦋 @riepurvis]

@eggyvern @tfwrail Second this! Also absolutely boiling hot too. And guards telling people to let more people on the train. Unsafe!

[Rie🦋 @riepurvis]

suddenly dawned on me that I’ve not been out the house in 2022 yet

[Ty Bailey @Tyrie_Irving]

I have known more people get COVID this past week than I have the entire pandemic

[Rie🦋 @riepurvis]

@BetVictor #BVXmas

[BetVictor @BetVictor]

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[Jamie @Jamie10__]

People were having funerals on fucking zoom whilst this lot were doing this, how anyone can vote for them is beyond me

[Holly Ballantine @HollyBallantine]

The millennial urge to care more about not giving your family Covid than they care about getting it.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Your dad’s keyboard.

[EO @_ezeo_]

Loss of motivation has to be a Covid symptom, I ain’t feel the same since March 2020

[Rie🦋 @riepurvis]

I wish you could show your dogs baby (puppy) pics of themselves and be like ‘look how cute you were’ and them actually understand and think like ‘aww wasn’t I cute’

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

he be kiIIing people and still be able to text back. don’t settle for less ladies

[Rie🦋 @riepurvis]

Only I would manage to pull a totally sober one at Motion and drive like such a retard on the way home that I got blue lighted and breathalyzed anyway

[Rie🦋 @riepurvis]

Expectations vs reality with @isawitfirst (that’ll teach me)

[Rie🦋 @riepurvis]

@Bonnie_ENaish @jaszbassett It’s the old ones you donut 🍩

[Rie🦋 @riepurvis]

I’ll be honest, I really don’t know what to do with myself since Gossip Girl has been removed off Netflix