Brigid Ralph

[Cary Elwes @Cary_Elwes]

There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one.

[JT @JTSHEEPS35]

Baby crocodiles sound like they’re shooting laser guns and it’s best thing ever 🤣🤣

[Brigid Ralph @rigbrid]

When did I start identifying with justin bieber songs? The world is a cruel place

[Brigid Ralph @rigbrid]

I was not emotionally ready for it to be Monday

[Brigid Ralph @rigbrid]

Someone at work keeps their peanut butter in the fridge #why

[Brigid Ralph @rigbrid]

@KelleyArmstrong You are a damn heartbreaker and a tease. Between Cainsville and Age of Legends, I don't know what to do with myself anymore

[Brigid Ralph @rigbrid]

What kind of microwave heats a plate to unholdable levels without heating the actual food on top? #soconfused

[Brigid Ralph @rigbrid]

@HedwigOnBway @nytimes @DarrenCriss @MiaVonGlitz Ugh it's like looking at the sun. Mia's dress is gorgeous #tooprecious #suchstyle

[Brigid Ralph @rigbrid]

I'm in too much emotional turmoil about Hedwig tonight to talk about it #sogood

[Brigid Ralph @rigbrid]

When you have a mixed bag of M&Ms and throw a handful in your mouth at the same time

[Brigid Ralph @rigbrid]

#hedwig #hurtlockerthemusical #whenloveexplodes #hedwigandtheangryinch #newyorknewyork https://t.co/kCbKzrVG2M

[Brigid Ralph @rigbrid]

I just realised that the first time I get to watch Miss Fisher on TV and I'm going out tonight. Thank god for iView #MissFisher

[Brigid Ralph @rigbrid]

The awkward moment when you go to get your haircut and forget your wallet #oops #thankgodforboyfriends

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

WHEN CATS ARE SAD

Bartender: What'll ya have?
Cat: Shot of rum.
[Bartender pours it]
[Cat slowly pushes it off the bar]
Cat: Another.

[Brigid Ralph @rigbrid]

@AnnaKendrick47's crying scene in Up in the Air is still one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen

[Jamie Woodham @jwoodham]

Harry Potter named all his kids like some nerd who had just finished reading Harry Potter.

[Brigid Ralph @rigbrid]

@Gingerhazing omg me too

[Brigid Ralph @rigbrid]

What do you mean I have to start being responsible again? I'm not ready #home

[Brigid Ralph @rigbrid]

Thanks for reminding me I'm poor, @Westpac.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Attempting to close a bus window by staring angrily at it