Gazpacho Police

[BtotheCF @CaseFranko]

Talking shit about Obama's wife was just fine and dandy though. Fucking hypocrite.

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

Can someone please explain why a significant proportion of American food reviews are filmed in the front seat of a vehicle.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

An employee in Pete Hegseth's office is saying they intend to "continue the attack" on the free press because they reported critically on Hegseth's failed war

It's just one more thing that would be a months-long scandal under a Democrat and nobody even gives a shit under Trump.

[Destiny | Steven Bonnell II @TheOmniLiberal]

You, someone whose proven themselves to be largely clueless about Israel/Palestine, are confident enough to say I “support genocide” in Gaza, but cannot bring yourself to make any meaningful statements condemning a man who you now see OPENLY supports terrorism against anyone in the west?

You had him on your show for an interview and chalked all of his support for terrorism up to “edgy comments”?

Is his support for Hezbollah just edgy? Do you support Hezbollah’s existence as a foreign funded and Iranian founded entity in Lebanon like Hasan does?

Do you support civilian hijackings and terror attacks on civilians from the Houthis like Hasan does? Would you ask a self-purported Ansar Allah fighter what his favorite anime is and then giggle along in an interview while he tells you about how they drugged the passengers of the Galaxy Leader and sang songs with them?

Was China correct in their takeover of the Tibetan savages like Hasan says? Do you support their crackdowns in Hong Kong and would you support them taking back Taiwan?

Does Russia have a right to own Crimea because most of the people there were ethnically Russian like Hasan says?

Was the murder of two Jews in the US a false flag from the Mossad like Hasan says?

Since you’ve never pushed him on any of these positions nor addressed any of them in any meaningful way, I’d say it’s fair to assume every right wing attack on you is most likely correct. You’re just another mask-on, radical Islamist who’s been concealing his radical beliefs in an attempt to infiltrate western media by appearing more palatable to the liberal masses.

How else could you explain such unfathomably dishonest sweeping for open support of terrorist attacks?

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

ONCE AGAIN THE WRONG CAST MEMBER FROM HOME ALONE 2

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.

[kyro @wyakyro_]

no honey or nothing just a bunch of bullshit

[Paul Phillips @BlueFlameBlues]

"It's actually more of a refining shock than an oil price shock"

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

You have not yet fully grasped how bad the DSA is.

[peachy @farjayoun]

My uncle was a tire bouncer. He was killed two weeks before retirement. By a bouncing tire, believe it or not

[Gazpacho Police @riggidydig]

@BillAckman He allowed people to speak! And now, when anyone from abroad flies back into the States after their summer holidays, their phones and social media will be checked for purity at the border. So we’re free to say anything, as long as it’s the right thing.

Fucking moron

[pinkleftygirl @pinkleftygirl]

What a difference a headline makes

[Philippe Lemoine @phl43]

It's honestly kind of fascinating how it's possible to create a massive political movement based on nothing but totally made up shit.

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

I am bewildered, and not very impressed, by the visceral, naked, irrational hatred spat out by some defenders of Jason Arday. If a Cambridge professor is accused of being an unqualified charlatan, the accusation might be racially motivated. On the other hand it might not, depending on the evidence. The correct question to ask is not, ”What is the colour of his skin” but “Is it in fact true that he is an unqualified charlatan?” Please examine the evidence before leaping to the assumption of racism.
As for the idea that journalists “piled in on him” and “hounded him to his death”, most attacks were against Cambridge University. Jason himself was widely regarded as an unfortunate victim of foolish promotion way beyond his ability to cope. In appointing him to a professorship for which he was manifestly unqualified – in ludicrously describing him as “the best in the world” – certain senior members of the university showed a level of patronising condescension towards black people that could fairly be described as racism, while at the same time making him tragically vulnerable to such attacks as came his way.

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

In the name of diversity, intellectual greatness must be mixed with aggressive stupidity.

[Gazpacho Police @riggidydig]

@marcjoffe Excited for a hijab field trip case to add precedent to the same lineage as the Bong Hits 4 Jesus case

[Gazpacho Police @riggidydig]

@BillAckman Nobody will forget your unconditional love of the corrupt retard running our country.

[Gazpacho Police @riggidydig]

@zara140769 🤣