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[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

I accidentally used my mom’s fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper and now the cops are here

[Sav @riggleramen]

@23payday23 hello !! :) ♥️

[Sav @riggleramen]

@23payday23 thank u for making music !!

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

GOT is so funny because Brienne of Tarth was supposed to be like the ugliest woman and then they casted one of the sexiest women in Hollywood

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Vacations aren’t about making memories or having new experiences. Vacations are about having 11-15 beers a day in a city where nobody knows you

[sapphic lit bot @sapphiclitbot]

She loves me even now, at my worst. She’s going to adore me when I shine.

Lorelie Brown, Far From Home

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Asking me to estimate how long something will take is like asking me how many gumballs are in the jar, but I can’t see the jar.

[Jason Not Evil @JasonNotEvil]

"it's just like riding a bicycle"

Oh cool the one vehicle I've crashed the most

[Jhay @jhayusb]

i had enough

[wlw @wlwyearnbot]

golden retriever gf x black cat partner

[Dobbs @ethandobbs]

IT WAS AN…

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

something to take the edge off

[wlw @wlwyearnbot]

she has the most beautiful smile i’ve ever seen

[wlw @wlwyearnbot]

bring called ‘my love’

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Boss: Tell me about your accomplishments this month
Capricorn: Tell me about yours

[𖤐 нσяηу нσяяσя 𖤐 @horrorlogy]

stop-motion horror

[Danii Horror @daniihorror]

september is halloween eve and all of october is halloween !!