Rylee Riggs

Part time rancher, full time HVAC. MTI Alumni. Snap:ryleer3 Instagram:ryleer3

[Rylee Riggs @riggs_r]

*buying scratches in Colorado*
Cashier: ID
Me:*hands him ID*
Cashier: South Dakota? What do you guys even do there?
Me: drink beer.
Him: oh

[Rylee Riggs @riggs_r]

Is it just me or does anyone else think this cash app circle thing is the dumbest thing ever. Yah here’s 100 dollars let me cross my fingers that 7 other dumbasses give me 100 dollars. This is what’s wrong with our generation today nobody wants to work hard and earn there money.

[Rylee Riggs @riggs_r]

Don’t worry ladies there’s still time left to pick one of us as a Valentine’s Day date. @JSpier14 @Neugz43 @tyler_vanroekel

[Andrew Neugz @Neugz43]

@ohhyoubetcha where you at #okoboji @tyler_vanroekel @riggs_r

[Rylee Riggs @riggs_r]

@bak1ey @rbrad975 I’m talkin Adam Sandler, David Spade, and Chris Farley snl went down hill after that.

[Rylee Riggs @riggs_r]

@Charlson65 @JConnors16 Yah Jace you dumbass, everyone knows the lid on a Gatorade bottle is bigger making more available space to throw your horse shoe of dip into.

[Rylee Riggs @riggs_r]

As the great ice cube once said “called up the homies and I’m askin y’all at which park are y’all playing basketball? get me on the court and I’m trouble. Last week fucked around and got a triple double.” Bro counted his stats in a pick up basketball game.

[Rylee Riggs @riggs_r]

Imma tell my kids this is John Wayne

[Rylee Riggs @riggs_r]

Alright my dad just schooled me.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Beyond honored to get the call to be a part of the greatest @CollegeGameDay environment in the history of the show tomorrow with the fine folks from @GoJacksSDSU

Real life bucket list stuff.

Let’s. GOOOOOO.

[Thomas Arend @thomas__arend]

My 9 year old cousin just sent me this??

[Rylee Riggs @riggs_r]

Those people who go through the drive thru at subway with 4 people in the car can fart off.

[Rylee Riggs @riggs_r]

South padre is a dirty girl. It doesn’t just take your memory it takes your soul.

[Rylee Riggs @riggs_r]

*walking into family thanksgiving*

Me: Who tapped the keg, I’ll pump.

Family: oh shit here we go, dumbass is here.

[Rylee Riggs @riggs_r]

I’m not saying your moms hot, but if she drinks Michelob Ultra then there’s a 95% chance that you have a hot mom.

[Rylee Riggs @riggs_r]

Happy 21st birthday to my pal @JSpier14 hope your night ends up like this one. 🍻

[Rylee Riggs @riggs_r]

Happy golden/18th Birthday to my best friend @avery_larson3 hope your day consists of iced coffee and binge watching one tree hill.

[Rylee Riggs @riggs_r]

@MorganMTuttle Thanks Morgan. One more year!! 🍻

[Rylee Riggs @riggs_r]

@avery_larson3 Thanks Ave! Pals for life 😊

[Rylee Riggs @riggs_r]

Me: Could you say anything more stupid then what you just said?
Donnie: https://t.co/eIb5M1GEjg

[Anthony Donovan @AnthonyDonovan6]

I like the snapchat update

[Rylee Riggs @riggs_r]

I enjoy a nice cold Busch Light as much as the next person does, but if you plan on drinking and driving tonight please do yourself and everyone else on the road a favor and just don’t. Let’s have a safe New Years people.