“I never knew I was Black until I got to Germany, the rate of r@cism there was too high. The only legal way for me to pay them back was to dribble them.” — Former Footballer Jay-Jay Okocha
Her:
“You smell good.”
Weak man:
“Really? It’s my perfume. I bought it from—actually, I wasn’t sure you'd like it, so thank God you do...”
Keeps explaining.
Confident man: