The Pop-It was invented after Ora Coster, one of the co-inventors, had a dream in which she saw a large field of female breasts with nipples that you could push. (h/t @VlOstrovskyi; 📷: RuslanABOBA CCA SA 4.0)
I watched the leader speeches at #cop28 and I believe we are the ONLY country to have a leader which used it as an opportunity to highlight how the country is going more slowly on climate commitments. An international embarrassment.
Can't believe everyone's taking the piss out the the hair of the president of Argentina when in 2019 we elected a bloke who combs his hair with a fucking balloon
Call me the mad novelty candidate but I had a funny feeling that forcibly sending asylum seekers to an anti-democratic authoritarian regime run by a man linked to numerous political murders might, just might, be unlawful.
“the only acceptable excuse Cameron would have for being in the Downing Street area is that he has been sent back in time to terminate his past self before the moment he accidentally sets the UK on the course of permacrisis politics”
Wonderful from @MarinaHyde
🚨EXCLUSIVE: Leaked new GB News Schedule, starring Boris Johnson
7pm Bridge of Lies
8pm NEW: Who'd Shag That?
9pm I Would Lie To You
9.30pm Sue Gray's Anatomy
10pm Who Do You Think Charlotte Owen's Parents Are?
11pm FILM: Carrie On Cummings
12am-6am Neil Oliver Talks Bollocks
The start of the theme tune from ‘Mission: Impossible’ starts with two beats followed by two half-beats. If translated into Morse Code — two dashes, two dots — it spells out the letters M and I.