David Clyde

Advertising monkey

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The Pop-It was invented after Ora Coster, one of the co-inventors, had a dream in which she saw a large field of female breasts with nipples that you could push. (h/t @VlOstrovskyi; 📷: RuslanABOBA CCA SA 4.0)

[Helena Horton @horton_official]

I watched the leader speeches at #cop28 and I believe we are the ONLY country to have a leader which used it as an opportunity to highlight how the country is going more slowly on climate commitments. An international embarrassment.

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

RIP to Shane MacGowan, a real one 🫡

[Matt Green @mattgreencomedy]

Nike: Just Do It
McDonald’s: I’m Lovin It
Tesla: Go Fuck Yourself

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

Do me a fucking favour man. What a load of shit. #VAR

[Phlegm Clandango @Cain_Unable]

The Scottish have gone too far this time.

[DPA Design | Art that's smart @dpadesign2020]

Can't believe everyone's taking the piss out the the hair of the president of Argentina when in 2019 we elected a bloke who combs his hair with a fucking balloon

[Helena Horton @horton_official]

New piece: Environment secretary took donation from funder of climate sceptic thinktank https://t.co/m2eOjsPepU

[John Crace @JohnJCrace]

I suppose it’s too late to ask Rwanda to give back the £200m we’ve already given them

Good to know we have a government that would never waste money

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Call me the mad novelty candidate but I had a funny feeling that forcibly sending asylum seekers to an anti-democratic authoritarian regime run by a man linked to numerous political murders might, just might, be unlawful.

[Fuck off @Get_effed]

TOP TIP: ensure you're adequately prepared for Black Friday by remembering that you're not American and getting a fucking grip

[David Clyde @rightturnclyde]

“the only acceptable excuse Cameron would have for being in the Downing Street area is that he has been sent back in time to terminate his past self before the moment he accidentally sets the UK on the course of permacrisis politics”
Wonderful from @MarinaHyde

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

"I don't know where to fucking start"

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

Minister for attacking anything we don't like and calling it woke.
You can't even laugh at this any more, it is just pitiful.

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

A new Health Secretary.

Married to the managing director of British Sugar.

Just what the NHS & the health of the nation needs.

[Jason @NickMotown]

If you need to construct a huge tent in your garden to host a tribute to The Fall, call a marqueesmith.

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

Hope he’s ok.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

🚨EXCLUSIVE: Leaked new GB News Schedule, starring Boris Johnson
7pm Bridge of Lies
8pm NEW: Who'd Shag That?
9pm I Would Lie To You
9.30pm Sue Gray's Anatomy
10pm Who Do You Think Charlotte Owen's Parents Are?
11pm FILM: Carrie On Cummings
12am-6am Neil Oliver Talks Bollocks

[David Clyde @rightturnclyde]

Absolute genius from @PoliticsJOE_UK

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Tories SMASHED in Tamworth and Mid Bedfordshire by-elections.

(And I feel fine)

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The start of the theme tune from ‘Mission: Impossible’ starts with two beats followed by two half-beats. If translated into Morse Code — two dashes, two dots — it spells out the letters M and I.