⚠️NOTICE⚠️
🔘This is NOT a parody account.
🔘We do NOT laugh at:
“Bollards to Brexit”
“What a load of bollards”
“It’s all bollards to me”
“I’d kick him in the bollards”
🔘Flex-posts are NOT bollards.
🔘Bollards are gender neutral.
Thank you for following.
#WorldBollardAssociation
“Mummy has to stay behind to look after the hamsters”
“oh really?”
“Yes, left alone they start mating”
“Oh, how interesting”
“No, it isn’t, its all over in a flash”
#CarryOnAbroad
Struggling for Christmas gift ideas?
Don't say it..
Don't say it..
Don't say it..
Don't say it..
Well it's a pair a these yer wanting
Permagrip soles, Timpsons £19.99. #StillGame
On a serious note, I'm here with you all for the morning shift today! Have a good one. ^Ste