Riker

woof

[Riker @rikercore]

straight facts

[Riker @rikercore]

I love beef sticks just saying

[Riker @rikercore]

Look what I found! But it’s mine, no touchy 😤

[Riker @rikercore]

you know I can always finish your plate if u don’t wanna. just putting it out there.

[Riker @rikercore]

@BastionReality i know

[Riker @rikercore]

no one has it as hard as me (they won’t let me eat the entire treat bag)

[Riker @rikercore]

honest question, just lmk

[Riker @rikercore]

please dude I’ll do anything

[Riker @rikercore]

just trust

[Riker @rikercore]

i do it when you’re not looking

[Riker @rikercore]

trade offer of a lifetime (you get nothing though, sorry)

[Riker @rikercore]

can we go again? there was something in my eye

[Riker @rikercore]

you can try to hold me back (you can’t btw)

[Riker @rikercore]

haha that would be so funny
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unless 👉👈

[Riker @rikercore]

please follow me I’ll give you my tennis ball (i won’t but still)