Richard Burgess

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@JimmyBroadbent @annie_avery_ Congratulations both!

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@RevRichardColes That’s a very swanky customised clapperboard, I’m already jealous.

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@Baddiel ‘You know you’re not allowed on the table.’

‘I’m not on the table, I’m on my tail. Have you finished with that yet?’

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@Tidgney @Tesco Missed Pies.

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@StigAbell Also it’s HMRC, not ‘The’ HMRC, as even some former Chancellors called it. I will stand on a hill and pelt people with rocks for that one!

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@ThePoke Took my Dad to Stonehenge once (he only came because I promised we could go to the nearby fleet air arm museum afterwards) and he complained about the entry price all the way round. I’d bloody paid!

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@DrJaninaRamirez That’s a shame because I prefer Heroes to Celebrations. I’d argue the Malteaser Teaser is doing all the heavy lifting there. 😉

And we know we don’t have to worry about you Prof J, sound as a pound! Have a cool Yule.

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As if a long overdue showing of The Box of Delights wasn’t perfect enough for a stormy night in front of the fire, the subtitles team went above and beyond at the start!

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@Hush_Kit Surely there’s only one Wright answer.

Well, two I suppose.

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@daveyvermaak Hell’s (false) teeth!

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@Hush_Kit With rock music backing to make it even more like ‘entertainment’.

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@petefirman I’m tempted to say ‘matchless’ but now I know it’s only a trick and not real magic - unfollow!

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@petefirman That’s it, the gig’s up. Oh well, good while it lasted.

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@realclintonb Can you ask Spirit if they can remember my Friends Reunited password please?

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@MattChorley Oh Matt, I know you were up against the news but your ‘North Devon MMP’ came from Somerset and went on holiday to Bideford (Torridge) each year!!!

Neither Torridge nor North Devon will be happy!

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@JimmyBroadbent Played for . . . and got!

(As I would often claim in my pool playing years with varying levels of veracity)

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@qikipedia Typical council behaviour that, privy council doesn’t provide enough privies then fines people for not being able to use them!

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@MattChorley My sauces are telling me that one candidate needs to ketchup with the other one.

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@Hush_Kit Woolacombe beach. Squadron leader’s annual birthday barbecue.

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@BlickyIan ‘And which end does the pilot sit?’

‘Oh he sits up the Bell . . . um, up the front.’