Rik Raunch

Sometimes I write stories about my life, but most of the time I just get inappropriately drunk and embarass myself in grand fashion. Eskimo bros with waka flaka

[Rik Raunch @RikRaunch]

@tweetsauce If you like boobs, go join the https://t.co/xMC26uSpa5

[Rik Raunch @RikRaunch]

Hey @Ticketmaster why are fees roughly 25% of the cost of the ticket? Just looking for a legitimate answer...

[Rik Raunch @RikRaunch]

@Postmates: support local businesses!
Me: yeah!
Postmates: and remember we’re here for you....
Me: awww, postmates 😍
Postmates: .... as long as you can afford $16.37 for taxes and fees every order😉
Me: wait, WTF?!

[It's Always Sunny @alwayssunny]

March 1st vs. April 1st

#SunnyFXX

[prettier jesus @bxsel]

Didn’t get a top 1% message for Spotify just goes to show how unpredictable and mysterious and hot I am I guess

[Venice 311 @Venice311]

New Uber / Lyft system - #FAIL ⁦@flyLAXairport⁩ - need food trucks here cause nobody is going to make it home for dinner....

[Rik Raunch @RikRaunch]

Hey @Ticketmaster why are fees roughly 25% of the cost of the ticket? Just looking for a legitimate answer...

[adrianachechik @bratnasty91]

Help me get to 100,000 followers by May 15th and I will do a 20 guy fan gangbang and post it on my @pornhub for all of you to enjoy for free!!! #RT #Bratnastyisback #tripleanalqueen

[Rik Raunch @RikRaunch]

@MarceloAvalos @theqtrivia

[Rik Raunch @RikRaunch]

whenever, wherever, oh yeah @sarahsluis https://t.co/MbKZpdolfY @AdExchanger

[Rik Raunch @RikRaunch]

pure unadulterated genius https://t.co/7nuLiBVpfT

[Rik Raunch @RikRaunch]

woahwoahwoah https://t.co/EfyyqJaj55 via @techcrunch

[Rik Raunch @RikRaunch]

For all the FOMO around DMEXCO https://t.co/4UhBdApynO @AdExchanger

[Rik Raunch @RikRaunch]

AI = brand safety https://t.co/hNYrTcPjvj via @thedrum

[Rik Raunch @RikRaunch]

To think of all the money I spent on my ex gf's.... I could have just bought a sex robot
https://t.co/s04SQgen8F

[Rik Raunch @RikRaunch]

The presidential debate is like the most terrifying reality show ever. Except it's real life and we're all fucked

[Rik Raunch @RikRaunch]

I always thought I hated fashion... Until @KimKardashian set the 2016 trend of wearing bras in public

[Rik Raunch @RikRaunch]

A lot of planning goes into the VMA's, next year save yourself some time, and just let Beyoncé bust out a 2 hour performance

[Rik Raunch @RikRaunch]

Just listened to the @Meghan_Trainor interview with @HowardStern and I'm officially in love ❤️ such an amazing person and talent! Date??

[Rik Raunch @RikRaunch]

The @dailybeast should blow all the gay Olympians as their penance