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[Alex @midsmoker34]

im the Mr Beast of my hood

[ali @bIiccy]

i hope the burning man is okay ):

[clare @sadderlizards]

at 18 you have your whole life ahead of you. not like me, at 23

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

smacking my AirPod case like a pack of cigs before using them

[RILEY @rilarsen07]

@peedintheshower no way u remembered 😭😭 Thank u Peedintheshower

[Socialistlyawkward @socialistlyakwd]

Idahoans talk a big game about limited government & fighting for parental rights, until it comes to trans kids. Then, suddenly, government overreach is the only answer. Nothing brings conservatives together like rabidly stripping parents & children of their access to medical care

[david attenborough stan @paulawest_]

eating food from starbucks be like wow that 3d printed sandwich was so good

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

When girls listen to mazzy star that’s between them and god

[jay @watswrongwjay]

my sister got a franz kafka cake for her 16th birthday

[💻 @x3lpmoc]

Y’all wanna breed frenchies instead of chickens and now eggs cost $100

[ᰔᩚSaiki Baeᰔᩚ @Nyaaaax3]

Retail workers just fell to their knees

[State of Poland 🇵🇱 @StateOfPoland]

Completely irresponsible waxwing birds 🐦🐦🐦 tend to eat fermented fruit and then lie drunk on the sidewalks.

Wise passers-by collect them and put them in a safe place until they sober up.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

sharpay was blind as heII

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

they should make a cigarette that’s packed with vitamins and minerals

[𝑆 @leoninethings]

What had more impact the Renaissance or this scene

[danlet @evildanevil]

In the top 0.05% listeners of women