riley

[bug girl @buggirl]

i hate these shows bc every time i see a clip from one it’s the most goofy looking 5’4 dude trying to humiliate and manipulate some smart funny beautiful gorgeous woman and it destroys my inner peace like great now i can’t rest until we get to the chapter where he dies

[sj ✮⋆˙ @DIE4GLAMOUR]

Texas , Louisiana , and Florida won’t get one prayer out of me next hurricane season 😘
#Election2024

[k ✦ @knmmmmmmmmm]

Why’s everyone freaking out??? I thought they loved guns!

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

i’m still her. i’ll always be her

[riley @rilatablee]

3 days w/o my boo and im wrecked !

[riley @rilatablee]

hey bitches

[erin 🍑🎃 @maizie_star]

guy who fills up your water bottle and loves you so much

[riley @rilatablee]

think about this next time you decide to not tip you stinkies😚

[Eliza Elowen @ElizaElowen]

I just got a $0 tip on $250 check. I still have to tip out 6%. I’m paying to serve that table in the Florida heat. Please fix our broken tipping system. I’m begging you.

[riley @rilatablee]

whoever puts the lids down in porta potties I hope you rot

[riley @rilatablee]

@Suchvictor what about our 2000 day streak🫣

[riley @rilatablee]

can’t believe I get to love the most amazing, sweetest, cutest, most understanding, validating person alive🥺

[riley @rilatablee]

does anyone else have that mental thing where you literally can’t finish the end of a drink

[riley @rilatablee]

@BigPib

[riley @rilatablee]

sorry that we’re so cute????

[riley @rilatablee]

can’t believe I get to tear it up in Vegas in less than 24 hours!!

[riley @rilatablee]

Is drinking milk cop activity yes or no?

[riley @rilatablee]

Tonight’s is this man coming up to me saying “this woman at the pool table is aroused and I can smell it”

[riley @rilatablee]

I think I should start a series of the out of pocket things customers say to me