Riley Zipper

[Riley Zipper @rileyezipper]

My boss said he’s going to Puerto Vallarta and I immediately thought the restaurant in New Albany but he meant the city in Mexico because he’s rich and I’m not

[Riley Zipper @rileyezipper]

@WilliamHazen7 What city is this?

[Riley Zipper @rileyezipper]

I asked ChatGPT to write a scene about the #RHOBH discussing Avatar. I requested that Lisa Rinna start some drama with Erika (even though they tend to be allies), and that Chrystal would accuse Sutton of being racist against the blue people in the movie. And the results are gold.

[OOMF In Their Exhausted Era @chaothiqqq]

THE DAD FROM THE SOTYKTU COMMERCIAL NEEDS ME

[Reese Waters @reesewaters]

Ajla Tomljanovic did nothing to deserve this spite in my heart

[megan @chismosavirus]

it is 91 degrees outside put that natural deodorant DOWN

[Riley Zipper @rileyezipper]

@lorenshleby Love Needle in the Hay but I think Elliot Smith did it for me with 2:45 AM and Rose Parade

[David Zipper @DavidZipper]

Reminder that suspending the gas tax still requires taxpayers to pay for roads and highways.

But now those on the left pay more of that cost, and those on the right pay less.

[Riley Zipper @rileyezipper]

Still surreal that I’m going to game 2 of the finals Sunday 🙃

[Riley Zipper @rileyezipper]

@DavidZipper @NHTSAgov @tomflood1 Just submitted a comment. Big fan of your writing, David!

[Riley Zipper @rileyezipper]

@cjxroberts I didn’t go, felt a little fomo, maybe not as much now lol. I hope nothing too bad happened to you

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

I hope everyone has enjoyed the last Oscars ever

[Riley Zipper @rileyezipper]

!!!

[The Verge @verge]

CD Projekt Red announces a new Witcher game is in development https://t.co/Uy0ZYHFcmw

[Riley Zipper @rileyezipper]

Yay for BRT!

[IndyGo @IndyGoBus]

Today we officially *broke ground* on the Purple Line! Community leaders came together to discuss the importance of this new bus rapid transit line and how the service will create more opportunity and connectivity on the eastside of Indianapolis. 🔜https://t.co/8QbYqFGsBu

[Riley Zipper @rileyezipper]

Uh oh…about to enter Fake Spring v2 in Indy just in time for March.

[Riley Zipper @rileyezipper]

@mollyomalleyx Same. It came out during a very “formative” year for me and when I listen to it today a lot of stuff comes rushing back. In good ways and bad. But I still listen to it and love it. You actually introduced me to the Menzingers and the record so I am thankful for you!!

[Riley Zipper @rileyezipper]

This makes me think of a story I read a few years ago where, in a survey, something like 50% of men (not tennis pros) said they thought they could win a point against Serena Williams. Nope.

[Robert Mays @robertmays]

A reminder for everyone using this app for the rest of eternity: If you ever feel compelled to publicly say you could do anything but curl up in the fetal position and cry if inserted into an NFL/NBA/MLB game ... go for a walk. Call your mom. Do anything else. Please.

[Riley Zipper @rileyezipper]

Maybe I’m just an asshole (I am), but I get actively angry at adults who are too into Harry Potter and/or Disney

[Riley Zipper @rileyezipper]

Thanks for FUCKINg me up before I go to bed

[Nathaniel Rakich @baseballot]

We’re now closer to 2040 than we are to 2003. Happy New Year!

[Riley Zipper @rileyezipper]

@mollyomalleyx 59 countries!! You are ~global 🌎

[Riley Zipper @rileyezipper]

Menzingers, Oso Oso AND Sincere Engineer, April 10 in Chicago??? Let’s gooooo!!