Riley

[Riley @rileyjrc]

@RetroNewsNow @MelissaJoanHart you should do a “here’s everything I didn’t exsplain” episode…

[Riley @rileyjrc]

@coasterron @SFStLouis Clearly you have never ridden a roller coaster…

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

Very torn this morning. We clearly had an intruder enter our home last night, but he seemed to leave some lovely gifts for my children, so I guess we’re good. “Breaking and entering, okay on Christmas!”

[Riley @rileyjrc]

@TenaciousTeresa No comment....

[Riley @rileyjrc]

@TenaciousTeresa Do you.... really....

[Six Flags St. Louis @SFStLouis]

Since our friends at @cardinalglennon couldn't visit the park this year, we brought Holiday in the Park to them virtually!

[Riley @rileyjrc]

@realDonaldTrump Your a fucking #Racist stop calling it the China plague. #racistmotherfucker

[Riley @rileyjrc]

@realDonaldTrump Please explain why all your vote are legal but @JoeBiden are not....

[Riley @rileyjrc]

The stock market is up because or @JoeBiden not you. You cry baby

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

STOCK MARKET UP BIG, VACCINE COMING SOON. REPORT 90% EFFECTIVE. SUCH GREAT NEWS!

[Riley @rileyjrc]

@realDonaldTrump

[Wanaoni Michael @mike_wanaoni]

@realDonaldTrump How Hitler seized power in Nazi Germany:
1. Create a crisis.
2. Demonize opponents.
3. Declare a state of emergency.
4. Undermine elections.
5. Make the rule of law irrelevant.
6. Rule by executive order.
Number 4 is trending

[Riley @rileyjrc]

@realDonaldTrump You already called it you fucking asshole your not a dictator. Your just a fucking dick

[Riley @rileyjrc]

@realDonaldTrump still waiting for Mexico to pay for that wall.... #fakenews #lies #impayingforyourbullshit

[Riley @rileyjrc]

@realDonaldTrump Fucking dumb ass. The president should not want someone run off the road. The president should not condone this behavior. Serious fucking dumb ass. 3more days thill the baby gets voted out of office.

[Riley @rileyjrc]

@sfosternyc #stuckinmyhead There's a prince
In a tower
Oh my gosh that's just like me
Poor @rileyjrc
Needs a haircut
But the witch won't set him free
He passes time by singing
Like someone else I know
As years go by he sits and waits?
As years go by' Uh oh
@SethRudetsky #StayHome

[Riley @rileyjrc]

@realDonaldTrump your a dumb fuck.

[Riley @rileyjrc]

@StephanieJBlock just watched the @TheTonyAwards thanks for ruining who won best actress on @instagram!! But congrats!! A true talent!! #snapoutofit #itscher @TheCherShow

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The term "Wi-Fi" doesn't actually stand for anything.

It was made up to sound catchy.

[William Shakespeare @Wwm_Shakespeare]

How now, Ophelia?

[Riley @rileyjrc]

@sfosternyc the day you get to tackle Mamma Rose is the day I die! #suttonasmamma #gypsystrampsandmillies #mightbemyfirstbroadwayshow #legsfordays

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(201): I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now