riley

up plotting / 🇯🇵 (she/her)

[riley @rileysaya]

has my curse been lifted?

[riley @rileysaya]

how i felt using the ñ

[riley @rileysaya]

señorita awesome 😏😜

[riley @rileysaya]

señorita awesome 😏😜

[riley @rileysaya]

this cycle is one i can’t break because i refuse to learn (staying up past 2am)

[cabby @cabby]

My grandfather died in the line of doody in the poop war

[riley @rileysaya]

nirvana if they needed some miralax: something in my butt, poooooooooop

[riley @rileysaya]

@droowm the dichotomy of the ontological arguments in the historiography is very interesting because of something something blah blah blah

[riley @rileysaya]

graduate seminars are crazy cause everyone says the fanciest words and i sound like an idiot… such is life and many such cases

[riley @rileysaya]

bro last night instantaneously ruptured the collective consciousness and shared memory of the american people

[riley @rileysaya]

haven’t come out as a genshin player to the other grad students and i think i might keep it that way

[riley @rileysaya]

was roth pro-treaty or anti-treaty ira??

[jan⭑.ᐟ @chrryval3ntine]

just read for an hour straight without getting distracted #Bookworm

[riley @rileysaya]

@x__bluejay__x seeing whose farts produced the best thick green cloud, stinkiest odor, and number of flies

[riley @rileysaya]

kiki (what)
do you love me (no)
are you riding (not by you)
say you’ll never ever leave from beside me (i ain’t say that)
cause i want ya (no you don’t)

[riley @rileysaya]

wait what was. i gonna say

[riley @rileysaya]

it makes me so sad to see them make rowley eat the cheese

[riley @rileysaya]

got a year of free dash pass and now the evil voice in my head is unruly asf

[riley @rileysaya]

going to bed despite still having maybe 250 pages of book left to read for tomorrows class discussion

[riley @rileysaya]

recreationally shaking a bottle of soda so it explodes in my face

[riley @rileysaya]

“this is such a nothingburger argument”
my fat american ass: burger 🤤