riley waz🔅

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

BREAKING: The House of Representatives votes 232-197 to impeach President Trump for incitement of insurrection on the U.S. Capitol.

He's the first president in history to be impeached twice.

[Let A Naysayer Know @somtochukwu___]

we marched because we were getting killed, y’all are rioting because you didn’t get your way...we are not the same.

[Katie Levans @katie_levans]

Nevada looking at Georgia because no one wants to be the first to submit numbers that send Biden to 270 because they know they’ll get mobbed by Trump supporters.

[riley waz🔅 @rileywaskiewicz]

@waskiewitch what about forton

[chad @badboychadhoy]

I cum fast so we can talk about her day sooner

[deirdre @artbydeirdre]

A relationship should be 50/50. You give me the pickle that came with your meal and I eat it

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

What a hypocrite! While Trump makes hateful & racist rants about how immigrants are “bad” for the country, the undocumented immigrants he hired to work at his country clubs paid more in federal income taxes than Trump. What's bad for the country? Billionaires who don't pay taxes.

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

We weren’t going to post a joke about mail, but sometimes you just gotta send it.

[Emmy Potter @emmylanepotter]

THE SOCIAL NETWORK starts in fall 2003 and Elle Woods is Harvard Law class of 2004 in LEGALLY BLONDE. This means Elle Woods and Mark Zuckerberg were at Harvard at the same time. In this essay, I -

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

me trying to get into WAP house

[VIRGO MOON PRINCESS 🎀✨🍭 @cityaunt]

Somebody said, “Wait til the clubs open back up.” 😂😂😂

[emma @emma41761228]

when i said choke me i didn’t mean try to kill me

[riley waz🔅 @rileywaskiewicz]

“you know what’s distinctive? my big tits”

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

These motherfuckers are why this shit isn’t going away. They don’t give a fuck. Fucking selfish assholes

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Girls are like "how do you not remember my favorite food" idk how do you not remember what all your leg bruises are from?