Anthony

[✮ @istgnolimit]

books are so cool because there are NO fucking ADS in them

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to see why they're so good at the Winter Olympics & i was yelling BC IT'S COLD THERE

then she went to a little ski jump for kids & was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"
and i was like.
oh!

[emily🌲 @emilyofeasttx]

I have been cutting up the plastic things that hold cans together for the last 20 years so that they wouldn't strangle a sea turtle

[Anthony @rinaldialdi97]

@johnkonrad I work in admissions and I’ve never met anyone at any school who runs essays through AI checkers. We can also tell when an essay feels authentic because there’s writing throughout the entire app and we can tell their style. I’m sure she’s fine

[Bailey Angle @baileyangle]

Excited to share that I have lost 30 lbs since a hibachi chef said to me “I bet you want some extra shrimp, big guy” (I did want some)

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

forget college. i NEVER understood private high school. your parents paid HOW MANY thousand dollars a year for you to go to high school just for both of us to be in the same classes at the university of maryland ? unreal

[⚡️☠️🇺🇸Notorious🇮🇹☠️⚡️ @CryptoOnlyCoims]

Me on 8 Tylenol watching a train pass by

[frightened scaredy-cat jon butter @thejonbutter]

“I asked grok” “I asked chatgpt” well I asked 100 people to name something you might buy at an airport, top 6 answers are on the board,

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

What’s the funniest thing you’ve gotten scolded for in a 1:1 at work? “Please stop saying ‘That’s why they pay me the medium bucks’ every time someone says “Thank you” it’s making people uncomfortable” comes to mind for me

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

i need a friend with with benefits, NOT SEXUALLY, i’m talking abt someone with a BOAT ……

[Discounted Trash Flow @DiscountedTF]

I'm happy to announce that I can't take it anymore

[Ash @H1TWOM4N]

Going on a plane tomorrow

[dammit @stretch14tw]

Crazy to me how many people have memory holed that first 6 months of Covid where so many people were dying that they had to park refrigerator trucks outside of hospitals

[alli @sonofalli]

it’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands

[noah @capsboybebop]

as a philadelphia eagles fan since february 2025 i can’t put into words how much this all means to me

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

This photograph was taken two days ago at the FBI Academy in Quantico and submitted to the NYT under the condition of anonymity.

If a picture is usually worth a thousand words, this one is worth millions.

[t. @taeseru]

“you can’t do that that’s illegal and unconstitutional!” they yelled at the twice impeached, indicted, and convicted felon

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

If you change the name of something like "Gulf of Mexico," everyone will use the new name. Just ask anyone on Twitter.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Putting a bay leaf in a recipe even though idk what the fuck it does