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A homeless man screamed at me last night YOU’RE UGLY, IM A BUM AND IM BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU. Normally I’d shoot back with some witty zingers like “I know you are but what I am” or “sticks and... https://t.co/oDGFsmpNtd

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If you’d like to know why I’ve been singing so much lately, this is the reason! Come by and watch many more talented people than myself sing a song https://t.co/95K7qYTmOE

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Extremely excited to host this booked mic tonight. DTLA comedy crawl going strong! #renegauthier #malcolmkelner #bradwenzel

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@GethardShow I've backed up most of the public toilets in central Florida

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At what point do you not tip?

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Barista at Starbucks just called out this lady for faking a dairy allergy

Girl With No Dairy Allergy: I need a... https://t.co/pkLPcAzoSp

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I just watched Rosie O'Donnell rap 'Alexander Hamilton' and them she complimented my George Costanza shirt.

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"Just because you can afford cocaine and hookers every night, that doesn't make you rich"

-someone who doesn't... https://t.co/w21xcFZ5Q1

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Professional
Fence Sitter

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"I may lose but you'll know you were in a fight"
-someone who doesn't fight-

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This is only 10 years late from being a relevant cover. https://t.co/1OgmY3bucg

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Did the guy getting investigated by the fbi fire the director of the fbi? Thats real?

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Anybody want to see Chris Gethard with me tonight?

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When was the last time you went a week without a rationalization ?

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Anyone wanna go to UCB east tonight real late like? xyz jam?

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Little Shop of Horrors

Love reacts only

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-insert improv 101 student's jubilation and love of their first class here-

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Paid 5 dollars for a beer I don't want so I could use the bathroom

#realnewyorker