Chloe Anderson

floridian/NYer turned angeleno 🌴
here mostly for politics & #MMAtwitter ♀🤘🏼

[Mike Solana @micsolana]

spicy food is honestly so stupid and im tired of pretending we don’t all actually kind of hate it. like, ‘oh, you know what would be really awesome right now? if my meal were a little less pleasant.’ wut

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Can’t chill on your own lawn without someone filming you these days

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

I think this is my favorite scene in a movie

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

britney spears on her way home after the 2001 vmas

[Atsuko Okatsuka @AtsukoComedy]

I’m not too good for Spirit Airlines. I lean IN to the chaos. I’m on this flight with no bra on, dehydrated with no plan to buy water and no wifi as soon as we takeoff. Just gonna be me, raw, staring at the back of the seat in front of me with JUST MY THOUGHTS

[I got nothin’. 🙅🏽‍♀️ @sisternoles]

The sound of rain is so nice when I’m home under a blanket. #LARain

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

Very embarrassing for Mauna Loa I hope she gets help

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

Not sure there's ever been a truer tweet than this one:

[Coin @SwagMiester49]

I’m coming over, you better not be spoon feeding the caged moon

my unruly ass:

[Brock’s Load @_MMAMindset]

Since it’s almost Nate Diaz fight day it’s only right I bring this back to the TL

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

I had a guy friend with a Ph.D in engineering ask me last week how women pee with a tampon in and this is why men shouldn’t be passing laws about women’s bodies.

[rie @LOVENlNG]

i still cannot believe this was real

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

I’ll take the party offering $10,000 to low and middle class Americans with student loan debt over the party offering $10,000 in bounties for people who capture women seeking an abortion any day.

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

last night at a bar i overheard an adult man ask his group of adult friends “are you guys hungies?” deeply unsettling. haunting, even.

[Los Angeles Police Department Parody @LAPDParody]

Please do not make us confiscate so many fireworks we blow up a neighborhood again this year.

[Cathy Marks Krpan @CathyMarksKrpan]

Just because a student does not raise their hand, does not mean that they are not thinking deeply about the content. We need to broaden what we mean by engagement in our classrooms/schools. This will invite/value more students in the learning process.

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

yeah sex is great, but have you ever been running late only to find out the person you’re meeting is running even later so it looks like you got there on time

[Sarina Jwo @xaniras]

At work, I say “on it,” way too often for someone who is not, in fact, on it.