Working on our vote dance. We didn’t fully get TikTok, but now it’s keeping us limber as we work to get out the vote. @tiktokinpatinkin #vote#flipthesenate#dancingforbiden#GOTV
Tuesday night bonding with husband: taking the dryer apart to replace a piece. When we opened the top and saw the obscene amount of lint all I could think was @KarenKilgariff’s dad telling me to clean my lint trap...which I do every time I use it. 😂
Had a terrifying HP and the Chamber of Secrets moment as I watched dozens of baby black widow spiders slowly web their way down from the gym ceiling and onto the whiteboard...
Eagles fans have no chill 😂
In the middle of an eyewitness describing how people were saving babies out of a burning building, this fan brings up Eagles drops on @NBCPhiladelphia
Starting a twitter war with @chrissyteigen is pretty much all the proof I need that this dude has lost his marbles. (Inviting the Taliban over was a close second)
went to board my flight and there was a guy sitting in my window seat and when i told him it was mine he said “but i want it” and if that’s not this whole fuckin country i don’t know what is
Game of Thrones is perfectly set up for Sansa to win it all. She's the most level-headed individual left and has always been the most underestimated character. Cersei's gonna die. Jon Snow doesn't want it. Dany isn't going to get it. Sansa Stark ladies and gents.
Every time a student asks my professor “is this going to be on the test” , the professor should be allowed to blow an air horn in their face. Like, sweet Jesus. STOP. ASKING.