lets all wake up as small unevolved pokemon and go to school together and go on little adventures . i hope when this happens you’ll remember be and we’ll be friends .
watson has to eat soft food (aka canned) while he recovers from surgery which is chill but I forgot I also have a cat. I am fist-fighting milo every time. I don my chainmail. I wear runes of protection. I’m doing acrobatics. I have to let him lick the spoon or else we all perish.
coworker at school legit got a student to stop saying 67 by wearing a Christmas sweater of Santa dabbing that said “6-7 BRUH!!!! 😎” on it. you may not see it happening but we are out here fighting the good fight