I once dated a woman with BPD who threw a prosecco bottle at my head (I dodged that shit) and told me to get out, so naturally I prepared to vacate the premises but before I could she grabbed a knife and threatened to plunge it into her heart if I left. God I miss her.
BREAKING: The NBA has activated The Series Extender protocol:
Scott Foster will officiate Game 5 between the Spurs and Knicks LMAOO
Adam Silver just ordered a Game 6 😂🤣