skye

lucky

[Victor Li @victor_ljz]

menlo park would be a beautiful name for a korean baby

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

sometimes the green sauce is spicier than the red, despite being the color of medicine or soothing jungle foliage. there's no way to adequately account for this

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

New York would have an Akihabara if we were real about this shit

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Can I get some pointless fucking foam on top of my pathetic beverage please

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

dudes in SF will be like "i have 5 partifuls this weekend" brother you are 27

[trin @glooomiii]

no babe i love how 30 you are

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Nice racist joke dude! I couldn’t help but notice that your real political goals align with that though

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Random chest pains are a sign of good luck in some cultures

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

It has been a privilege and an honor to giggle on the phone with you

[Luke Heeney @heeney_luke]

On the CalTrain and there’s a guy breaking up with his girlfriend because he can’t handle long distance (he’s SF, she’s Palo Alto)

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[sucks @powerbottomdad1]

has anyone ever in their lives acted on some "actionable insights" surfaced by data analysis

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Just found out about recency bias, it's gotta be the best and most interesting kind of bias

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

i'm undisciplined as fuckkkk

[Children @children5708]

Sorry, we can’t hang out tonight. We have very little agency over what we do or where we go.

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

The little 30 year old that could

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

I'm pushing on pull doors in buildings you've never heard of

[mimi @lightnds]

they sayin 5’1 is the new 6’2 👀👀

[turbomander @turbomander]

been giving this guy a fish every day. he keeps coming back for another one. I could teach him how to fish but I like feeling needed