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[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

If you in Atlanta and you go to magic city don’t let the strippers take you to the back rooms, thats where they kill people & turn them into Waymo’s

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is the most “The European mind can’t comprehend this” moment of my life. One of my friends said, “Punch me five times tomorrow and I’ll still think this isn’t real.”

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

Freddy pulling up to Skybar tomorrow

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Bringing this to the bar this weekend

[whalefact @awhalefact]

i hope you whale forgive me one day

[Cole Adams @coleadamss]

Baseball is meant to be watched in person

Football is meant to be watched on your couch

College Basketball is meant to be watched during the day at your cubicle

[‏ؘ @wstology]

the saturation looks so perfect i feel dizzy

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

first night of daylight saving time and i’ve had enough. i��ve had enough. we saved enough daylight in years past. we have to put it back where it was i can’t do this

[Reggie Saxx @ReggiSaxx]

chill i be late asf

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

missing the spotify heart i hate the stupid plus it does Not reflect how i feel about music!!

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

this is the best news i’ve heard all year, and i’m so serious

[rio🦈 @rio6579]

#WarEagle

[rio🦈 @rio6579]

#WarEagle 🥶

[rio🦈 @rio6579]

#WarEagle

[rio🦈 @rio6579]

#WarEagle

[rio🦈 @rio6579]

@brittanabhwjaj @burnt_t0ast__ If u have a spare i would love pls!

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

The same SCOTUS that said yesterday that states don’t have the ability to regulate guns today gave states the power to regulate women’s bodies.

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

“oh you want to defund the police? then who will you call when you need help?” has lost all power. don’t say it ever again.