Report 🚨Ashlyn is Looking to Join a Fraterity
Qualifications:
5'7 215lbs. Sr
Can shotgun a beer in 14 seconds
Kiss count: 5 1/2
Can bench press 115lbs
Saw his cousins boobs once
Top Options are ATO, Sig Ep, and Sigma Chi. Any brothers that think he’d fit hit his social!
Top 5 OAC players to have pre-marital sex:
1.Josh Ruwe (Wilmy)
2.Adam Humenik (ONU) jew
3.Conner Thamann (Musky) is he ok?
4.Landon Kodman (Mount) jugular
5.Riley Abrams (Ott) twink
#holy#buschtok#bastardchild
@ClarkKnuckles@cdrockefeller73 Hey Clark,
With all due respect disrespect you girls up in the NCAC are the mid major of this prestige D3 realm. The OAC is a premier power4 conference of North America
Regards Wigger,
Rip Tickle
@lesimthers44230 Hey Smithers nice seeing ya,
Speaking of lard ass have you moved off ur porch since the North whooped up on the South? Funny thing is I got ladies to spare for ya. Them boys of the OAC handing them over.
Good riddance,
Rip Tickle
Top 5 OAC players I’d take great care of their wife if anything happened to them
1.Brycen Fox (Gracie - ROCKET)
2.Beau Polen (Grace - got it all)
3.Gavin Casper (Lindsay - doesn’t deserve her)
4.Luke Driskell (Allie)
5.Garrett LaBeau (Amari - black belt)
#buschtok#happywife
Top 5 OAC Players with 0 Brain Function
1.Caleb Linton (Musky, face hurts to look at)
2.Jake (Grilled Steez) Stephens (Wilmy)
3.Andy Gill (Cap, Offbrand Home Alone)
4.Easton Nuzum (Musky, not sure he knows where he is)
5.Jack Neal (Etta, likes cucumbers in his ass)
#buschtok
@cokerippaa6000@DUIBarry Ed,
Back in my day the patrol would come join the boys and I, not end the fun so early. Sad to see the world going soft.
Best,
Rip Tickle