Rishi Paramesh

[Rishi Paramesh @riparamesh]

@jimmyfallon @StephenAtHome @maddow @andersoncooper My mother: "Why wasn't Jeb Bush wearing glasses today? A: They were progressive lenses!"

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

Watching B. Browner of Saints cover today. I'm convinced He couldn't cover a twin bed with a king sheet.

[Rishi Paramesh @riparamesh]

@ellenhanna "No" - Rosa Parks

[Rishi Paramesh @riparamesh]

@Erindamon17 family?

[Pepsi @pepsi]

Watch what happens when #BeastMode goes #SpeechMode.
https://t.co/fQKcDvL64G

[Jay Bilas @JayBilas]

Hot or cold, this doesn't look to be a big seller.

[Seth Kolloen @SethKolloen]

Harbaugh is using a Seahawks logo in his play relaying. He misses us!

[Aaron Goldsmith @heygoldy]

Fernando Rodney has been DFA'd. #Mariners

[Rishi Paramesh @riparamesh]

@CassieJ_Moore tweety bird

[Rishi Paramesh @riparamesh]

@UwFanatic1 Yet somehow bloomquist hits 450 against RA Dickey

[Overlake Athletics @owlsnews]

Presented without comment: Chewelah parent says of Rick "he serves like a girl"

[Overlake Athletics @owlsnews]

Same Chewelah parent: "I wonder if (Keshav) is an exchange student."

[Seth Curry @sdotcurry]

😭😭 yall dont know the half RT @diamond83: Riley Curry Tells Steph To Be Quiet https://t.co/OXXgUTrXLD

[Rishi Paramesh @riparamesh]

@CarlySilvernale bitches be trippin' hard

[Rishi Paramesh @riparamesh]

sitting next to chris brown.... https://t.co/H7lh2CBRaH

[Monster Products @MonsterProducts]

Yeah. @MoneyLynch

#Monster24k

[Rishi Paramesh @riparamesh]

@qclelland Ah, that's better.

[Rishi Paramesh @riparamesh]

@qclelland the fuck man

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

#ClimateChangeIsReal. So is President Obama's 3-point game.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Dear @NFL,

Research has shown that it's best to have us travel to Buffalo during the warmer months.. It's Science

Thanks with love,
Pat