Kaycee

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[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

We could all use a little K.K. Slider in our homes.

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

Anytime I see someone with a mask and unfogged glasses I bow to them, because I have clearly just met a fucking powerful wizard

[trash jones @jzux]

we really told the government we needed covid tests for free and all they heard was “four free”

[prance @bocxtop]

u have to wait 4hrs to get a covid test 2yrs into the pandemic but in the time u spent waiting jeff bezos made $3 million so there's really no way to tell if america is bad or not

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I’ve really been “I just need to get through this week”ing for two years straight

[Kaycee @ripdobby138]

I apply to jobs in batches. it's either 4+ apps or NONE. no takers yet, though.

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

Jeff Bezos is like “aren’t you jealous that I can go to space???” and it’s like, no dude, we’re jealous you can go to the hospital.

[Kaycee @ripdobby138]

I've hit the "meow at my cat without looking at him" portion of the night.

[Joi Childs @jumpedforjoi]

I don’t trust y’all so I’m still wearing my mask.

[John Krasinski @johnkrasinski]

Here. We. Go! #AQuietPlace #PartII #TheatersAreBack

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Me showing up to your house parties this summer having completely forgotten how to dress

[Janie Haddad Tompkins 🇱🇧 @janiehaddad]

If you've ever planned anything with more than five people, then you know no conspiracy could possibly be real.

[Kaycee @ripdobby138]

@evaamariee19 I signed up for my grad program and completely forgot homework existed. We're doing great.

[Trey @treydayway]

I'm way too emotional to be a DJ. I'd get into a mood and everyone is about to hear "Creep" by Radiohead 57 times in a row