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[tobyfox @tobyfox]

DELTARUNE Chapter 5!!!

Comes out in a little less than 15 days!!!

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@eiraaaor3 and yet youre still talking about her? as if the power of whos famous isnt in all our hands??

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@danielhowell your story about the lightning today was awesome i imagined you as a dm when you did the sound effect and it makes me yearn for phan dungeons and dragons

[camothy @crandelton]

song about feeding my freeloader cat:
let’s all go have something to eat
i work so for you it is free
all day i work tirelessly
to see your eyes slow blink at me

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how do cat owners ever stop talking about their cat im so much better because of tragedy i am in constant awe of her

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@seafoodface let a guy poop his pants

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ppl my age r having kids and i cant tell a poop from a fart

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@seafoodface you know what i can see how it sounds like that now 😭😭 that is… unfortunate to say the least😭 no i was running back and forth to the bathroom but i wouldnt put the former past me

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@crandelton sounds like we could make a party out of it let me know the date

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@UnderTale i am shitting myself why did intuition tell me to open twitter

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give me mpreg or give me death

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@seafoodface going theu my twitter and laughing at this 6 months later

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having a child is probably the line at which you stop calling yourself a boy or a girl u are grown

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tired of falling in love in my dreams and not in real life rent is expensive

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

Instead of texting ‘on my way’ I’m just gonna start sending this

[milk @milkstrology]

pisces core

[camothy @crandelton]

had a dream i was dating sabrina carpenter now i can’t stop thinking about her. sabrina if you can hear me your friends thought i was a great guy

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@sweetssundae this reminds me of the time my ex cheated on me (while i was home taking a nap) and the girl apologized repeatedly for like an hour and i ended up having to comfort her BITCH THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU LEAVE MY FUCKING HOUSE

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@joekeeryhusband @sweetssundae then… dont be rude or annoying?? get some self confidence shits annoying af

[x__x @bpdsins]

what being a ppl pleaser but not pleasing nobody feels like

[໊ @user0000O0]

behave or i will turn into my father