rat hands

no 😌

[rat hands @rippedthots]

Somebody give him a record deal

[rat hands @rippedthots]

when the fire burns down to the embers my rat brain always tells me to pick one up and eat it and i am CONVINCED the mouthfeel would be like a hi chew

[charlie @chunkbardey]

reading a book you love will have u seeking out long transit opportunities like “yeah let’s grab a coffee!! would philadelphia work??”

[rat hands @rippedthots]

“he’s not talented, but he *is* insane, and that’s why i like him” -@entirelygone on philip k dick

[rat hands @rippedthots]

“what kind of loser wouldn’t suck the devil’s taint?” -@entirelygone

[rat hands @rippedthots]

@marialewis1222 oh no mariaaaa

[rat hands @rippedthots]

@marialewis1222 read to filth

[rat hands @rippedthots]

@marialewis1222 YOUR FAVORITE FOOD IS WHITE RICE

[clintoris @clintoris]

Took an edible now im gay

[trash jones @jzux]

hey boy are you a decorative pillow because you look great on my bed but you can’t stay here when i’m trying to sleep

[rat hands @rippedthots]

@urka_whale bangs!!

[rat hands @rippedthots]

@pstaten54 @ChipotleTweets same thing just happened to me! absurd. I got two extras and neither was included!

[Sahana Srinivasan @sahana_srini]

some of ya’ll need anxiety and imposter syndrome

[childish branzino @absflora]

timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.

[JC Lau @drjclau]

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

DO NOT PAINT HERMIT CRAB SHELLS. Their shell is their home, and painting it bright colors ruins the property’s value. Plus, they’ll get a massive fine from the HOA.

[paul atreideez nuts @snobison]

inside you there are two wolves

[Brady @pebbut]

this tweet changed my entire outlook on life

[MedicatedWorldPeace @MedicatedWP]

A classic from a suspended account. I think about it and die laughing every time

[rat hands @rippedthots]

clove clothes