Andrew Lampert

Been running scared since I could walk

[Andrew Lampert @riptornlover]

Thanks to all who contributed thoughts, suggestions and even prayers in advance of my first & likely only visit to Columbus, Ohio. Your warm response makes me think that I might need to live tweet my journey. Been staying away from X but feel like this trip demands reporting.

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@thegoodmarty Oh yeah, that’s the reason for everything!

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Where would you go record shopping if you were soon going to Columbus, Ohio for two days? Would you go to any particularly good used book stores? Is there a great place for coffee or a fantastic meal? What would you tell someone like me who has never been to Columbus?

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I think I once thought that if you got paid to make art then you had made money. It didn’t matter how much you lost creating your art. The act of receiving money meant profit. I was a young man.

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You live in NYC? Ever travel here? You should give @desertislandbk money because you need it to survive. Stop the madness, your support will make a real difference. Please!!!

https://t.co/lxOMQ1GNuo

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Of all the dummies who make up this great nation, the undecided voters are most certianly our biggest imbeciles.

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Video and archivist friends! Does anyone know how to remove the https://t.co/1y4rh12p5c watermark from embedded videos? Please advise! Thank you.🙏🏼

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Writing this quiz with Howie Chen has been one of the high points of my adult life

[Art in America @ArtinAmerica]

So spill the tea, bestie—are you the ultimate Gen Z artist slayin’ the game, or are you still leveling up? Dive into this lit quiz and see if you’re truly giving that main character Gen Z art life, skrrt! https://t.co/NalADs3x9b

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TCM logins are hard to find these days

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@lovidlovid Awesome

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@misterminsoo His films are entirely unique. I’m not saying this makes them great, or even necessarily good. They are like nothing else, for better or worse. And don’t forget that he is the producer/subject of George Kuchar’s actual great first feature Unstrap Me. Gutman is extremely curious.

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Museums are historical inconveniences

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@EdSunspot 10000000% true

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My only wish for myself is to one day live in a hotel. I have no other aspirations.

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Starts in 7 minutes. Don’t say I didn’t tell you!

https://t.co/W1YEr1Ja39

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@misterminsoo That’s where it became hippie and when I lost my favorite band

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Andy Goes Randy:
Lampert Interprets Newman
Saturday, May 11 @ 8pm
@ The Sunview Luncheonette
221 Nassau Ave, Brooklyn NY
Sharing the bill with Invisible Scissors!
You, me, us, the music, the night

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As a professional lyricist I don’t deserve a full co-author credit, but I should be receiving some type of royalty for getting Aerosmith to change the refrain from “Sex on an Escalator” to “Love in an Elevator”….but tell that to BMI and ASCAP.

This industry is brutal…..

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I have it on good authority that President Bill Clinton played the sax solo on Whitney Houston’s chart-topping cover of “I Will Always Love You” and that he nailed it in one take.

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Lack of everything