RiRi

She/Her

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

me at 1 day pregnant: omg the baby is craving a glock in my rari

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

me teaching my kids excel

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

“I wish I had Olivia Rodrigo when I was 15” you had Hotel Room Service by Pitbull you ungrateful piece of shit

[RiRi @ririforreal]

Stop using AI to make Drake songs…

drop an AI @rihanna album! We’ve been waiting too long #ai #HeartOnMySleeve #ghostwriter

[RiRi @ririforreal]

@jzux When the “sex talk” focus was on girls not being “whole” for their husbands but there was no discussion of a man’s whole-ness

Yes - they did the rose petal skit.

[GL @gldivittorio]

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it

[RiRi @ririforreal]

Terrified/Thrilled to realize that “Bitch I’m A Bottom” by @manilaluzon and Pablo Hernandez is the only version I have heard of this song until today. Never heard “Bitch I’m Madonna” before, could not place where I knew the beat from…

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

landlords: we must raise rent

costco ceo: i would rather burn this place to the ground than charge more than $1.50 for a hotdog

[RiRi @ririforreal]

How do I change my @hulu ad settings so that I don’t have to see @RandPaul ’s ugly ass face and transphobic commercials?

[ogmaxb @ogm4xb_]

my friends: “i’m not a hater but-”

me: “don’t worry i am”

[RiRi @ririforreal]

No one wants to talk about White On White Crime. I went to a “cantina” and had nachos that had freaking coleslaw on it. They somehow even messed up the freaking tortilla chips!?!? Why is this not on every news channel?

[RiRi @ririforreal]

@telltaleatheist Same energy as https://t.co/voeLwHW1ew

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

PPP recipients hearing someone else had a loan forgiven

[RiRi @ririforreal]

It is starting already…. #studentloanforgiveness

[RiRi @ririforreal]

@Stretch_Daily @RaxKingIsDead Sorry I couldn’t fit the whole thing in 280 characters

[Lucas @illiterate_ish]

Going on a reverse mission trip.. headed to Utah to teach people the joys of sinning