marisa asbury.

Sometimes funny but mostly weird. cake artist @AsburyArtistry. i love naps, hockey, iceskating, Grace, kazoos, & puzzles. i eat weird things for breakfast.

[marisa asbury. @risarambo]

Always come back to Twitter just to read Bachelor franchise tweets every season, then tweet about it to feel a part of BachelorNation. THE AUDACITY. 😳#thebachelor

[marisa asbury. @risarambo]

Rachel’s dad giving looks straight into the camera like he’s on the Maury Show about to fight someone. #thebachelor

[marisa asbury. @risarambo]

I only tweet about once a year and that was the one, I guess. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[marisa asbury. @risarambo]

Peter really had never had a Crab Rangoon before? I bet he only eats like, chicken nuggets for dinner. #thebachelor

[marisa asbury. @risarambo]

@Kenzstevenson You gotta spill the tea, sis.

[marisa asbury. @risarambo]

@Kenzstevenson I feel like I remember this album cover but I can’t remember at the same time! I’ve been searching Spotify and the interwebs. Please update if you figure it out.

[marisa asbury. @risarambo]

I just saw a turkey!

[marisa asbury. @risarambo]

Bad day for my allergies to act up. #redeyes

[marisa asbury. @risarambo]

Just got food from two different places because I couldn’t decide what I wanted. I think this is what they call “self care”.

I’m fine. Everything is fine. 🔥

[marisa asbury. @risarambo]

I have too much to get done tonight to lose an hour. Can we maybe do this time change thing next week? #freelancer #cakemaker #babysittersclub #nosleep

[marisa asbury. @risarambo]

@Kenzstevenson same here, girl! My single mom teacher had to have 3 jobs! I’m about to bust some knee caps.

[marisa asbury. @risarambo]

@TrinhmfnTran @RoxanneElise haha it’s a good idea! I think this is a possibility. It may not happen tomorrow, but it might in a year or two!

[marisa asbury. @risarambo]

I can’t wait though. It’s going to be so terrible. He’s ruining all of our lives. #thebachelor #aftertherose

[marisa asbury. @risarambo]

I can’t believe they’re making us wait til tomorrow. Like, they let the super bowl run late...#thebachelor #aftertherose

[Possessionista M.D. @Possessionista]

...and for the record, I don't think breaking off the engagement is bad.

I don't even think breaking off the engagement because he changed his mind is bad.

I think ambushing her, and doing it on camera is unforgivable.

#TheBachelor #TheBachelorfinale

[marisa asbury. @risarambo]

And now he gets in the car, and is like, “To Lauren’s house, please.” #thebachelor

[marisa asbury. @risarambo]

If I were her, I would’ve already thrown him out the window, with all of the chairs and the cameras. Like, seriously just go. #thebachelor

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Need to figure out whatever waterproof mascara Becca is using ASAP #TheBachelor

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[marisa asbury. @risarambo]

@rungy I like Sylvia, but a lot of the time I just wonder what it was about Megan that made him actually marry her. I like Megan too, and I had more respect for her as time went on, but I’m always surprised that he actually married her. He did stay faithful for a little bit.