Just Another Robert

Tiny fleshy lump on a rock flying through space. he/him

[Just Another Robert @rishcraft]

Words are pretty hilarious. Like if I say "Cobbler" with no context, you're either gonna picture an ugly, but delicious pie or a person hand-crafting shoes...

[Just Another Robert @rishcraft]

Going cross eyed wearing safety glasses just until the safety guy fucks off home...

[Just Another Robert @rishcraft]

Maybe when we play united in a few weeks... but I'll bring a spare in case it looks to turn unlucky. 🫶

[Just Another Robert @rishcraft]

Alright... so it's Monday night and I'm still feeling unnaturally good, but I don't want to presume, just because we've got a new Harry wearing 15... so @LCFCshitposting @foxes_na y'all let me know when I can rock this again. 😅

[ThatBronzeGirl @ThatBronzeGirl]

Moving on and forgiving is good for your soul and your brain. Hate burns calories but you can't stay in that gear forever without putting wear and tear on your spirit.

[Just Another Robert @rishcraft]

@whatsitpod just listening back to the Karn Month episode of the pod where Dave remarks that the worst city in the world is Mobile AL... to which I immediately responded laughing "fuck you Dave!"

Worth noting, the phrase "no it isn't" did not pass my lips. 😂

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

WOW THERE ARE CHRISTMAS SWEATERS FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE ANGRY AND PEOPLE THAT ARE CONFUSED

THE ONLY TWO HOLIDAY EMOTIONS

AVAILABLE HERE: https://t.co/HyOz5fgvMn

[gare davis @bishonentype]

Three folks from ATL got arrested for carrying HRT (prescribed).

They are facing drug charges.

[Just Another Robert @rishcraft]

I should cringe more at the sentence "the ambulance is about to leave, better make sure he has his wallet"

But it's such a wonderful country though...

[Just Another Robert @rishcraft]

Bananny Ward... the saves the saves are caaaalllling

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Heterosexuals openly admit they have to groom children to perpetuate their lifestyle

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

libertarianism couldn’t even work for a single app lmao

[Just Another Robert @rishcraft]

@caitlindurante This bit makes me giggle every single time. Not that you would, but please don't ever stop. &thanks

[Just Another Robert @rishcraft]

@USFoxes can totally relate to the pain of buying a kit and watching the player on the back move on, so may I offer up the number 3 with the text "NOFANA"

[Just Another Robert @rishcraft]

For some reason, down here in Mobile Al, it's the perfect Sunday for Kenny Dennis III by @serengetidave

Turn it off,
turn it on,
turn it back up.

[Jack Rafferty @JackRaff]

If we don’t hear the Blue Army singing I wanna dance with Soumare in the away end next week then what even is the point anymore #LCFC

[Jared Budlong @JaredForALGov]

I can't tell you what to do but I'm listening the the wizard on this one.

Let's expand Medicaid, equitably fund our public education, and end modern-day slavery.

https://t.co/m7XbyPt0KX check your polling location.

#BackTheBeard #PeopleOverProfit #HumanRightsForAll #Alabama

[Bestiary Bot @BestiaryBot]

The brown rabbit rules above all the others.