Rishi O®™

[Rishi O®™ @rishio]

Gabriel Garcia Marquez RIP. No, he didn't die of cholera. #GabrielGarciaMarquez

[Rishi O®™ @rishio]

When the going gets tough, I'll be right here staring at my phone.

[Rishi O®™ @rishio]

Just watched the movie 'HER'. Now i am actually scared of SIRI. #her

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If you get to the front of the Mcdonalds line and still don't know what you want, you should have to buy a burger for everyone behind you.

[Rishi O®™ @rishio]

True friendship is when your wifi connects automatically when you enter the friends house.

[Rishi O®™ @rishio]

Apple announces the new iPhone with retina display. It has the power to recognize people who cant afford it. #iphone

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I hate it when someone starts to tell me something, then says “Never Mind”.

[Rishi O®™ @rishio]

That awkward moment when you're telling someone a story and they suddenly say, "Oh, you've already told me this."

[Rishi O®™ @rishio]

Rapper '50 Cent' is worth Rs 30 now.

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2011: Every day I'm shuffling. 1835: Each and every riseth of the sun I will be moving thy feet in a whimsical manner.

[Rishi O®™ @rishio]

True embarrassment lies within your first email address.

[Rishi O®™ @rishio]

Everybody feels like peeing when someone says "hey there are no bathrooms here"

[Rishi O®™ @rishio]

Any time someone tells you they're "about 20 minutes away", they're lying. They haven't left yet.

[Rishi O®™ @rishio]

Oops you got a paper cut. Good, the trees taken its revenge.

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With great power comes great electricity bill.

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If you had the chance to do your life over again, how would you ruin it this time?

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"You've changed" ... No, I think the proper term is "I've stopped trying to please your ass."

[Rishi O®™ @rishio]

Adobe is a software thats made only to be updated, never used.

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When you try something and fail, it doesn't mean you're a failure. Just kidding, ofcourse you are.

[Rishi O®™ @rishio]

Girl: You there?. Boy: No