Rishi Mehta

Welcome to my archive of idiocy

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Rishi Mehta @rishoutofwater]

I know DtMF stands for Debí Tirar Mas Fotos but I always read it as down to motherfucker

[Rishi Mehta @rishoutofwater]

O is the 5:00 PM of the alphabet

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eating noodle soup in a new hoodie is an act of hubris not even Icarus could top

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

not wordle just joy bangla

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟥🟥🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟥🟥🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[Rishi Mehta @rishoutofwater]

phonetically, wow could also be spelled as uau

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

When @prisonculture said “hope is a discipline”, she was talking about being an Arsenal fan

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

never thought I’d be more hopeful about socialism than arsenal and yet here we are.

[Rishi Mehta @rishoutofwater]

anytime I fuck up whatever food I’m cooking I’m just gonna call it Chicago-style

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Maybe the real gorilla fight was the friends we made along the way

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Taking the elevator down an apartment building is an olfactory rollercoaster. Why does the 16th floor smell like cookies and the 7th floor smell like a swimming pool

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I’m ignoring elephants you’ll never encounter in rooms you’ll never be in

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“What are you bringing to the potluck?”
sexy back.

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Power Rangers was military-industrial complex propaganda

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Going to a Target in the suburbs vs. in NYC must be like how Russians felt seeing American grocery stores after the fall of the Iron Curtain

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wow I can’t believe Charlie XCX wrote a song about transactions between different participants in the supply chain

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Hawk tu Brute?

[10 Toes Down @typebrwandan]

Unlike me who only has sex to achieve our Sustainable Development Goals

[Rishi Mehta @rishoutofwater]

flannel el flan

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname