riss

Contrary to what my Twitter may say about me I’ve actually got my shit together

[Hannah @hannahg11]

Retweet for burnt marshmallows, like for toasted marshmallows. Also why tf did I not know that “mallow” had an A in it and not an E?

[riss @rissaroo2015]

Gen Z is romanticizing 2012 style and Omegle is a trend again

Am I getting old or is this really a simulation?

[riss @rissaroo2015]

@ZacharyTheGr8 There was a witness, who attempted to stop them but unfortunately they got away.

[riss @rissaroo2015]

Alright twitter. Do your detective work. My car was stolen last night from eagles ridge apartments in Battle Creek Michigan around 1 am by 4 African American males between the ages of 17-20. It’s a red 2013 Dodge Charger. Plate DJT 6612.

[riss @rissaroo2015]

@emmabenhamm @YeagerHeaven I did, I had to leave a message with the officer handling the case and haven’t heard back yet 😔

[riss @rissaroo2015]

Please share. Anything helps. I worked my ass off to get that car and now it’s been taken from me. I’ve already lost so much in 2020, I can’t lose this too.

[riss @rissaroo2015]

@juliusleazer I read it in Trevor Wallace’s voice and it was way too real

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

dear young hackers -- erase our student loan debt. you'll be rich forever. like you will eat and live free everywhere. we will build you statues. pls.

[riss @rissaroo2015]

Happy birthday loser, you’re getting old @MvcPlvce 🎈

[riss @rissaroo2015]

@mama_lanah Never stop 😍

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Days are now divided by coffee hours and alcohol hours, there is no other law

[Jake Jacobson @jjacobsonband]

George strait better be in a hazmat suit locked in his basement

[riss @rissaroo2015]

Pray for your friends quarantined with their strict parents.

We are not okay.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

boy I gotta tell you I do NOT like being alone with my thoughts. I need to be chaperoned at all times pls send help things are getting weird over here

[riss @rissaroo2015]

@JoshFleming21 I just did 😋😉

[riss @rissaroo2015]

So my boyfriend and i got drunk and went to target

He bought hot wheels

Do i marry him now or later?

[riss @rissaroo2015]

@JoshFleming21 You’ve got some competition

[Abbie @abbienicbranch]

I’d rather be on a boat right now fishing and drinking a beer

[riss @rissaroo2015]

My boyfriend can’t bet on sports anymore so you know what he’s decided to bet on instead?

The weather.

Lord help us all