marissa ♡

the straps on the back of crocs are so they stay on during sex

[mariana @pastapilled]

huge day

[marissa ♡ @rissycas]

@galley95 Big sweater and shorts szn Eric!!!!

[marissa ♡ @rissycas]

Jail time to my boyfriend for not automatically knowing what “Princess Diana weather” meant

[marissa ♡ @rissycas]

Normalize eating frozen mac and cheese at 9 am to combat a hangover

[marissa ♡ @rissycas]

First bathing suit of the season… morale is low ladies but several high noons will make me forget that reaaal quick

[lesbian esq. @lesbianlawfirm]

call my bitch sneeze cuz her gazoon tight

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

happy holidays to all who celebrate

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

my girl listening to me work on my tony soprano impression in the shower before we head out to have dinner with friends

[erika @yeeeerika]

i'm gonna join the cicadas this summer and scream

[brooke @wasianfielder]

they say rico you so nasty i say thank you very much

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Call me Anakin the way I'm slaying Yuenglings at 9am

[captain brian @quebecween]

who’s car is this

[marissa ♡ @rissycas]

My type? Hozier. Not guys that look like Hozier. Just Hozier.

[Karly Brooks @brookskarly]

a random fact I love is that men in New York apparently don’t know what a fact is

[marissa ♡ @rissycas]

Redownloaded Hinge and mannn all I gotta say is that this place is a hellscape.

Is this a telehealth consult?? Am I getting paid for this????

[marissa ♡ @rissycas]

Gonna kms. Accidentally posted me using a tik tok filter for the world to see

I feel like I’m in my 60s accidentally posting on Facebook

[marissa ♡ @rissycas]

I’ve lost nearly 20lbs in one month………crazy what an ugly man can do to you

[marissa ♡ @rissycas]

Connections… count ur fuckin days

[marissa ♡ @rissycas]

excited to rebrand in April ☀️✨