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Wife to Dave. Mother to Will and Paige. Accidental artist. Rearranger of furniture. Eater of cookies.

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@schmutzie “Slur of a person”. Made me lol!

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@Caissie Oh Caissie, I am so so sorry to see this news. I can’t imagine the pain. Sending love to you and your boys.

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You think they could make of of these for bigger fish? Say, about my size? I want to ride this fish flume!

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

This system helps native fish pass over dams in seconds rather than days

[CCTV_IDIOTS @cctv_idiots]

Wait for it 😂�

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Cool!

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😭😭😭

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

During the construction of an irrigation canal, an upstream contractor reported that a dog had been swept away. A brave unnamed construction worker who rides and successfully rescues👏👏👏

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I go back and watch this occasionally. I laugh every single time.

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I’m not going to admit to you how much I love this.

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Who knew corgis were the answer to social anxiety. Ordering several before my next cocktail party.

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

The extraordinary moment when the great humanitarian & trauma surgeon David Nott met the Queen, shortly after his return from Aleppo.

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@RobinFuxa @andyokc @scmelson @elleinadspir @acfacci @JoeD4OK @AJ_GriffinOK @audreydodgen @TraitThompson Yep. This episode is so good!

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@andyokc @scmelson @elleinadspir @acfacci @JoeD4OK @AJ_GriffinOK @audreydodgen @TraitThompson Season 2 episode 1. Bartlett shot. Learn all of the precautions in place for a disaster. Feels reassuring.

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Banning books is never ok.

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My new career: otter hand petter.

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I don’t know Rachel Tanner, but she clearly knows me.

[rachel is cringe @rickit]

babe is everything okay? you've barely touched your pile of hundreds of elaborate projects you start but never finish

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Ladies and gentleman: jump roping dogs. You’re welcome.

[Sam Dylan Finch @samdylanfinch]

ADHD involves so many micromoments of shame. Stepping over the pile of laundry. Re-remembering the bill you still haven’t paid. The sink full of dishes and the fridge leftovers lurking in the back.

The small but recurring “I should have” is cumulative and it’s painful.

[🇸🇩uThisha Omuhle🇸🇩 @Retha_Skye]

“Why do our children need cursive?!” 😭

I get asked this question quite often. So I’m going to share the importance of cursive handwriting 🌸 especially in Early Childhood.

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@rhettmc My goodness, this hit us right in the heart! So so so good! Getting ready to celebrate our 25th. We’re listening with happy tears.

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I agree with all of this. Those of us who are left are a real trip!

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I don’t know who thought up this game, but I’m here for it.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Find the duck 🦆