sastrysays

extremely useless and hilarious 💪🏽

[Makarand Waingankar @wmakarand]

BCCI Treasurer former Karnataka and India left arm spinner Raghuram Bhat practicing at the age of 68. He was the one who forced Sunil Gavaskar to bat left hand in the Ranji trophy match 4 decades ago. Good going Bhatta.

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My dad just called my sister’s crop top a “Half Baniyan”

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@CUPABangalore

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At Sadashivnagar Blue Tokai — a terrified streetie is trembling from the bomb noises, trying to find shelter. Staff weren’t allowed to let her stay inside. I can’t take her home because I already have a dog. Feeling helpless — who can I contact to help her?
@BlueTokaiCoffee

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@letsblinkit will you please consider an “add to favourites♥️” button. While looking for gifts, i find other things but don’t want to buy it now.

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A gym bro complimented my flexibility today while I was stretching for cool down 😭

My ego is higher than the Himalayas rn

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@SumedhaUppal @SkyKOG Please tell me more. Super interested.

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Is someone actually working on creating a Time Machine or is it just a movie thing?

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Completed watching “The Office”
Now I have absolutely no clue what to do with my life anymore.
Missing my colleagues at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, Scranton very much

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Kajal makes me sleepy.
Every time I apply kajal, I just want to take a nap.
I have a friend who uses Kajal to keep her awake, she would apply it the night before exams so she’s up all night.
On what grounds was she chosen to be blessed and I left cursed?

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@RajeshB18566468 😂😂😂😂😂

[Orange Book 🍊📖 @orangebook]

Anxiety is what happens when you grow your intelligence without growing your courage.

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Why on earth are saved reels and memes under settings?

I want to show my mom a funny reel and I have to enter the “important” settings zone to look for it 😳

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Why are scooters being named like phones and subscriptions?

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What in the iron man!?
https://t.co/SKYuTHxwya

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@swetha Says the one who taught me about it. I love how we’re childhood friends at this point

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@imkeerthijai @BangaloreRoomi @fmrbangalore @GruhamBot @peakbengaluru @flatshareblr @FlatsnFlatmates @MIBangalore It’s open now

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@adityathakker @sid_singh_95 It’s open now.

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@imkeerthijai @BangaloreRoomi @fmrbangalore @GruhamBot @peakbengaluru @flatshareblr @FlatsnFlatmates @MIBangalore I’m unable to, you please DM me

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@ShyamnaikG @BangaloreRoomi https://t.co/VoTo0scHLM